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Re: Catzilla got run over by a brony!

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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
Joined: 15 May 2011
Total Posts: 32175
18 Dec 2013 05:56 PM
You're all going to reply, so naive!
Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies
But for some people at Off Topic, they believe

Anyways, he'd been getting a post count
And then he might have gone watch a video
But he kinda started a flame war
So he was pushed out the window right into the snow

Whell they found him yesterday morning
But at the scene of the attack
He had a broken keyboard right next to his forehead
And a suspicious kind of hoof marks on his back

Catzilla got run over by a brony!
You're all going to reply, so naive!
Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies
But for some people at Off Topic, they believe

Now were all so proud of Catzilla
He's been takin' this so well
He's in the hospital right now
But the thought that the doctor saved em, it's jus swell.

But it's not a forum without Catzilla
All the others just want him here
And we just can't help but wonder
How much better it would be with no Bronies to fear.

Catzilla got run over by a brony!
You're all going to reply, so naive!
Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies
But for some people at Off Topic, they believe.

Now the laptop's on the table
And the new keyboard works just fine
But a great new blue and silver mouse
Is what he's been wanting for white some time

I've warned all my favorite forumers
Better watch out for yourselves
They should try to stay away from certain bronies
The kind that won't shut up, and wants revenge

Catzilla got run over by a brony!
You're all going to reply, so naive!
Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies
But for some people at Off Topic, they believe
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 06:10 PM
No reply?

:-(
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 06:21 PM
Just post k
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NarutoNow is not online. NarutoNow
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18 Dec 2013 06:22 PM
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PompousFedora is not online. PompousFedora
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18 Dec 2013 06:22 PM
uh
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StickMaaaaan is not online. StickMaaaaan
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18 Dec 2013 06:23 PM
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.
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spurta is not online. spurta
Joined: 28 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 8941
18 Dec 2013 06:25 PM
>catzilla being original
>stickmaaan being copypastalicious

I died for the latter.
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MakoReizei is not online. MakoReizei
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18 Dec 2013 06:27 PM
Op do you enjoy ignoring my messages
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 07:27 PM
no
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SpiritedLightMare is not online. SpiritedLightMare
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18 Dec 2013 07:29 PM
...

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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 08:23 PM
yes
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Bulletpony is not online. Bulletpony
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18 Dec 2013 08:24 PM
but who was brony?
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 08:27 PM
Idk I didn't get to see him
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godzilla2321 is not online. godzilla2321
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
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18 Dec 2013 08:28 PM
I think it was me.

-Ich hab' keine Lust-
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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18 Dec 2013 08:30 PM
U meanie!!!
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SpiritedLightMare is not online. SpiritedLightMare
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18 Dec 2013 08:51 PM
No, I did it because I hate u
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10Desires is not online. 10Desires
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18 Dec 2013 08:52 PM
You wasted a lot of time on this.
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
Joined: 15 May 2011
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18 Dec 2013 08:53 PM
Mkay then
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jeff1of1greatness is not online. jeff1of1greatness
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18 Dec 2013 08:55 PM
An unbreakable union of free republics,
The Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mighty Soviet Union!
CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship!
Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!
Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path,
We were raised by Stalin to be true to the people,
To labour and exploits he inspired us!
CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' happiness!
Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!
We grew our army in battles,
We will sweep the vile invaders out of the way!
We shall in battle decide the fate of generations,
We shall lead to glory our Motherland!
CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the peoples' glory!
Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!
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TheEpicHobo is not online. TheEpicHobo
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Total Posts: 10967
18 Dec 2013 08:57 PM
how long did it take you to do this

no life

+respect
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
Joined: 15 May 2011
Total Posts: 32175
18 Dec 2013 09:03 PM
Uhh you know this is basically Grandma got run over by a reindeer

So really like 5-10 minutes so not that bad
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fastlane250 is not online. fastlane250
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18 Dec 2013 09:06 PM
that was so cringeworthy I forgot what I was originally going to say

oh well, I'm a brony
and you're... you
so really the only fitting punishment for this offense is wedging you into the grill of a car at high speed
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SpiritedLightMare is not online. SpiritedLightMare
Joined: 24 Oct 2013
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18 Dec 2013 09:16 PM
I just... you were this close to my fave OT list, cat.


And then... this post...

Its just so cringeworthy
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spicynatetheman is not online. spicynatetheman
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18 Jun 2014 09:08 AM
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
Joined: 15 May 2011
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18 Jun 2014 09:10 AM
jesus christ i always despised this post

nothing to see here okay

leave ok

go

go away

now

[audience laffs]
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