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| 18 Dec 2013 05:56 PM |
You're all going to reply, so naive! Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies But for some people at Off Topic, they believe
Anyways, he'd been getting a post count And then he might have gone watch a video But he kinda started a flame war So he was pushed out the window right into the snow
Whell they found him yesterday morning But at the scene of the attack He had a broken keyboard right next to his forehead And a suspicious kind of hoof marks on his back
Catzilla got run over by a brony! You're all going to reply, so naive! Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies But for some people at Off Topic, they believe
Now were all so proud of Catzilla He's been takin' this so well He's in the hospital right now But the thought that the doctor saved em, it's jus swell.
But it's not a forum without Catzilla All the others just want him here And we just can't help but wonder How much better it would be with no Bronies to fear.
Catzilla got run over by a brony! You're all going to reply, so naive! Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies But for some people at Off Topic, they believe.
Now the laptop's on the table And the new keyboard works just fine But a great new blue and silver mouse Is what he's been wanting for white some time
I've warned all my favorite forumers Better watch out for yourselves They should try to stay away from certain bronies The kind that won't shut up, and wants revenge
Catzilla got run over by a brony! You're all going to reply, so naive! Now you might say there's no such thing as ponies But for some people at Off Topic, they believe |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:23 PM |
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... (The Ultimate Showdown) this is The Ultimate Showdown... (The Ultimate Showdown) This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny.
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:25 PM |
>catzilla being original >stickmaaan being copypastalicious
I died for the latter. |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:27 PM |
| Op do you enjoy ignoring my messages |
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:27 PM |
| Idk I didn't get to see him |
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:28 PM |
I think it was me.
-Ich hab' keine Lust- |
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:51 PM |
| No, I did it because I hate u |
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:52 PM |
| You wasted a lot of time on this. |
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:55 PM |
An unbreakable union of free republics, The Great Russia has welded forever to stand. Long live the creation of the will of the people, The united, mighty Soviet Union! CHORUS: Be glorious, our free motherland, A reliable stronghold of the peoples' friendship! Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people, May it lead from victory to victory! Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us, And the great Lenin illuminated our path, We were raised by Stalin to be true to the people, To labour and exploits he inspired us! CHORUS: Be glorious, our free motherland, A reliable stronghold of the peoples' happiness! Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people, May it lead from victory to victory! We grew our army in battles, We will sweep the vile invaders out of the way! We shall in battle decide the fate of generations, We shall lead to glory our Motherland! CHORUS: Be glorious, our free motherland, A reliable stronghold of the peoples' glory! Banner of the Soviets, Banner of the people, May it lead from victory to victory!
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| 18 Dec 2013 08:57 PM |
how long did it take you to do this
no life
+respect |
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| 18 Dec 2013 09:03 PM |
Uhh you know this is basically Grandma got run over by a reindeer
So really like 5-10 minutes so not that bad |
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| 18 Dec 2013 09:06 PM |
that was so cringeworthy I forgot what I was originally going to say
oh well, I'm a brony and you're... you so really the only fitting punishment for this offense is wedging you into the grill of a car at high speed |
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| 18 Dec 2013 09:16 PM |
I just... you were this close to my fave OT list, cat.
And then... this post...
Its just so cringeworthy |
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| 18 Jun 2014 09:10 AM |
jesus christ i always despised this post
nothing to see here okay
leave ok
go
go away
now
[audience laffs] |
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