Metrotech
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:45 PM |
Okay so you want to impress your friends and the cool 2007'er master race with your EPIC LE DOGE MAY-MAYS AND WITTY FORUM WEPUNS but don't know how to??????? This is the guide for YOU.
1) To get you started, you will need a signature. Make sure it's TOTALLY RANDUMB!!!!! and topical!!!
examples: I live in a river down by the van such signature wow
gr8 use of le epic doge may-may!!
2) Know your privilege!
Before you ever read or reply to someone's post, make sure they are a master race. Look under their virtual avatar. If their join date is 2009 and under, they are part of the master race and get 5 elitism points. If they have over 1,000 posts, they are also part of the master race and get 5 elitism points. Remember, the almighty 07'ers, 08'ers and the like always know what is best, and you mustn't disagree with them!
3) Use of totally original and witty responses.
Okay, you've found some TOTAL NOOB making a thread about what the thinks on giftsplosion, now's your chance to shine! So you've thought of a response to TOTALLY PWN THIS FROOBZ? Is it original and witty? WHAT, IT IS???!!! SCRAP IT! YOU NEVER EVER FOR NEVER EVER USE ORIGINALITY IN YOUR POSTS! Post a link to one of yannick's forum weapons or simply type "/care" and post it. Good job, your first froob pwned!!!!!
4) Threads
This is a short one. Always make a goodbye and "roblox is greedy" thread BI WEEKLY. Also, never make a thread longer than two characters.
5) "Your" opinions!
The following is a list on what you MUST dislike! -BC -Gifts -Things you don't have -People that joined in the current year -Roblox
To conclude, be a narrow minded elitist stupid greedy self-contradicting arsehole. Have fun!
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:46 PM |
| Last part describes you perfectly. |
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wazgriz
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:47 PM |
| But, I don't like dis guide |
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Metrotech
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:47 PM |
I forgot a part, NEVER read a thread, just go ahead and post in one.
I see the above posts did a good job with this one! They grow up fast. |
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maxjelly
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:47 PM |
"The following is a list on what you MUST dislike! -BC -Gifts -Things you don't have -People that joined in the current year -Roblox" You are insulting yourself
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:48 PM |
I actually read the whole thread.
Think before you judge, stereotyper. |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:49 PM |
>around 250 posts, and expects to have a great guide to being a top dog forumer
i said cha cha - real smooth, this could be dangerous |
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Metrotech
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:51 PM |
I'm sure you mean you skimmed through it, I doubt you read that within the 30 seconds that the thread was posted and you posted.
Also, you guys are reminding me of a few things a left out. One of them being LE EPIC MAY-MAY ARROW!! >Greentexting out of 4chan makes no god damn sense at all, but all the cool 07'ers do it. |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:52 PM |
Guess what?
I'm a very fast reader. |
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Metrotech
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:52 PM |
>treating ROBLOX like it's 4chan
oh ok bye kid
i said cha cha - real smooth, this could be dangerous |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:53 PM |
Uses words like "BS" Instead of the actual word
Can you not be some kind of coward, or is this your main? |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:53 PM |
| thank you for your very helpful guide, it worked and i'm very satisfied |
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:54 PM |
| i'm part of the master race?!?! |
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Metrotech
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| 18 Dec 2013 06:56 PM |
You've really proved yourself today!
"Last part describes you perfectly."
Followed by "Think before you judge, steretyper"
Wow, fantastic. I'd say you fall within the self-contradicting category. You're well on your way to being a C00L forumer! |
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