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| 17 Dec 2013 10:47 PM |
I have recieved this message on 12/172013. I post this in hopes that roblox notices the dictatorship in the clan world. It is time to eradicate this threat. This was sent to me and similar messages to my men claiming me a 'hacker'. These are dirty tactics.
Dear Mr. Bottomzero and Leaders of N.E.O.S,
We have recently received intelligence from one of our esteemed agents within John's Cobras who wishes to remain anonymous that you are interested in creating an alliance with this group. Being an undercover monitoring and security agency for all ROBLOX superclans, it is our standard procedure to investigate all alliances with superclans. We believed it was odd that you, a minor clan, are so intent, especially bottomzero as the leader, at obtaining an audience and an alliance with a superclan, particularly one that has been so often at war, so we investigated.
From what our few agents at the fort tell us, our investigations, your group description and our few conversations with members of your group, we understand that you are pushing for some sort of revolution within Roblox, to change the absolutely monarchical and capitalistic structure of the superclan world; in other words, to mold Roblox's superclans to your ideals and remove the great cloud of corruption that hangs over them.
Unfortunately for you, N.E.O.S, we cannot permit you to take such a course of action, as it would leave us out of our comfortable seat of manipulative power and wealth. We advise you to back down from your standpoint, as we do not take kindly to misguided rebels such as yourself. Many have tried before you, and many have fallen. It is futile to attempt such a course of action. Become a normal group, and you will be rewarded greatly through the lack of your total obliteration from existence.
If you do not heed our instructions, be forewarned that all of your actions and decisions will soon be carefully watched. It is fortunate that we were made aware of this situation while your group was still growing, as it will be very easy and convenient for us to disable. Before long, your group will be infested with spies and influence agents. Your group will crumble, just like the many before you...that is, if and only if you do not heed our instructions. We strongly recommend that you do.
We have not yet made any moves or planted any agents against your group, as we were just made aware of its existence. But it is our job to quell such rebellion clans such as yours. From this message onwards, you have nine days to respond and accept the terms below:
1. I solemnly swear that I will never make any attempt to subdue, infiltrate, reform or eliminate any of the main ROBLOX superclans; this includes the Robloxian Assault Team, the Robloxian Army, First Encounter Assault Recon, the Vaktovian Empire, Team Domino, John's Cobras, etc. This includes under any other username or group that I may create in the future.
2. I will make all members of the group N.E.O.S (Newborn Empire of Syserus) take a solemn oath to do the same.
3. I agree to respect and uphold the glory and law of ROBLOX's glorious superclans, and bring forth a never-ending golden age of prosperity and plenty for all.
4. I agree that I and all members of my group will remain free of the influence and control of The United Syndicate, and in exchange, I will uphold all of the above terms, and ensure, to the best of my ability, that all of my subordinates in N.E.O.S. do the same. I also agree that if I break the terms of this agreement, I shall be rightfully subject to the much wiser control of The United Syndicate.
We do not tolerate any who rise against us. Do so and we will obliterate you. We recommend that you do not maintain the delusion that we will engage you in a swordfight. We are a very powerful undercover organization that has controlled all major superclans for the past four years through manipulation and by force. We are hardly an organization you would desire to trifle with.
You have nine days. If this message has not been answered by the 27th of December, or if you refuse our terms, we will dispatch agents to mobilize and eliminate your group from existence permanently.
We advise that you respond as quick as possible. A swift response will be looked upon much more favourably than a last-minute one. We thank you for your cooperation. Signed, The United Syndicate P.S. When you choose to accept our terms, please have all members of the group send the solemn oaths to this account. Should this be impossible, alternative arrangements will be made immediately and you will be contacted to be made aware of the changes.
My people, time to take up arms and liberate the oppressed! |
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Aceratus
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:48 PM |
tl;dr
|Imperial Reign coming soon| |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:49 PM |
| Aceratus is right. This is taking ROBLOX way too far. |
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flyakam
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BEEZit
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:52 PM |
no life...?
(ง'̀-'́)ง fite me first
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RaumLord
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:52 PM |
omg rodblocks added clans!111
omg once internet explarer loads the page in maybe the next year i can check it out it sounds cool |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:53 PM |
| I just read the first sentence. Dictatorships in groups?... Do you even realize every group only has one leader?... Please, just get out. Get out of here. |
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gamma2244
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:54 PM |
"we will dispatch agents to mobilize and eliminate your group from existence permanently."
>Died |
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flyakam
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:54 PM |
| Visarin, read the whole thing noob. |
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gamma2244
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:55 PM |
| Yeah, Visarin. It gets worse. |
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:56 PM |
| It's not so secret anymore now is it.. |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:56 PM |
| Ok, so I barely got through the first paragraph before I started laughing so much I fell out of my group. I'm going to send a very strong-worded letter to the people who sent this, lol. That's probably what they thought. |
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RaumLord
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:57 PM |
guys wait for me i need the page to load
im using ie so it will take like a year ok |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:57 PM |
| Previous post* fell out of my chair. Lol. This stuff is funny, this should be made into a comedy. |
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| 17 Dec 2013 10:59 PM |
These guys are amateurs compared to the LO.
I don't think any ROBLOX secret society will ever match up to them.
Back to the grind. |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:00 PM |
"I started laughing so much I fell out of my group. " LOL |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:02 PM |
| I'm pretty sure it's just part of the roleplaying experience... |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:04 PM |
Maybe you would do better in school if you did not wast your time writing this
{~FV~} |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:05 PM |
Seems very Second-Foundation-esque.
Kil, what's "the LO"? |
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gamma2244
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:06 PM |
@Ishino
SUREE....And I'm the Queen of England. |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:07 PM |
GUYS GAMMA IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND OMG BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR HINESS
|Imperial Reign coming soon| |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:09 PM |
In the "Foundation" novels, the Second Foundation was an organization who was manipulating the Foundation through mental capabilities to do what was necessary.
Reading this seemed very fictional.
Why the whole idea of this secret organization entertains me, the way they describe what they do, have done, and plan on doing not only seem fictional but nearly impossible, unless they've actually had years of psychological training, which, even then, seems highly unlikely that they'd be or have been doing this. |
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gamma2244
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:10 PM |
@Ninja,
YOU'RE NOT BOWING HARD ENOUGH. TWENTY YEARS FOOT MASSAGE DUTY! |
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| 17 Dec 2013 11:12 PM |
The truth is, I'm the head of this secret alliance.
And it doesn't exist!
*That's what I want you to think*
Everything was going according to plan until this thread came out. We had the next 23 years of ROBLOX clan life mapped out until a direct group would be established which would rule the clan world. We'd influence that mainly, but still send our agents to maintain balance. Then we'd really have control of this kids game! But our plan didn't calculate the results of you posting this!
So, to get us back on the plan...THIS ISN'T REAL HE'S LYING GUYS IGNORE THIS AHHHHH |
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