Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:02 AM |
I'm calling you out cause you called me out first.
Yo, my raps be like fire I can school you with anything, even a lire I be lyrically killin you all day, attacking you head on, all day I breathe out raps like a dragon All you be doin is naggin' Tryin to act all cool with your pants saggin' Well you're not, you're so slow, it's like you're laggin'
To the beat of the song "Nosetalgia" (Look it up)
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:05 AM |
| Ah! Chanomano is too afraid! Lol. |
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:07 AM |
Step aside ladies,
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle my nizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the FRIES...................... Crispy |
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:08 AM |
knees weak arms are spaghetti jumper is spaghetti mom's spaghetti sweater is spaghetti |
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chanomano
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:09 AM |
Boy, you ain't nothing to beat, you're just a little piece of meat.
Your raps like fire? Your raps are as flat as a tire.
Your 'lyrics' ain't nothing but some kid's licks at my prized kicks.
I'm cool because you're still stuck on hip, wearin' scarfs to cover your fat nips.
My glasses got lenses, yours are nonexistent
Your frames are a mere attempt to frequent the true world of rap. |
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:10 AM |
I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:12 AM |
I fight you all, I school you all You be such losers, you never get a call Not from family, friends, or nothin Ain't that somethin? You can't do anythin All you know how to do is sin Most of those sins are directed to your own kin You're no better than a dead flower in a waste bin Get out of here, my turf Imma stay on here, and just surf Those fries you ordered, you never even deserved But trust me little kid, you just got served!
OHHHHHHH! Lol. The pun at the end was intended.
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:12 AM |
Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly MC and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue!
If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:14 AM |
@Chan
You be trippin My kicks are what you be lickin You eat all day, you eat all night The only way to get rid of you is get a bright light You're like a gnat, a bug A pestering sight Conjoined with a kite But you cannot soar Cause I just rammed my lyrical sword through your core
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:16 AM |
Ho Ho Ho Open up ya do I'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all I got something to show I came to bring some Christmas Spirit I got a big bag now guess what's in it Something for the rich and something for the po So Merry Christmas and ho ho ho
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:16 AM |
@cpr
Yeah yeah, get a woman to do your job I bet you're even one of those country guys Eating corn on a cob Get a life bro Your raps are way too lame and slow Nobody even sees you They all see me All you are is just a door And I'm the key
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chanomano
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:16 AM |
You ain't got no fight, all you is is a kid shufflin' with fright.
Man, I got the true might here, you jus' lookin' to slight me, man.
Boy I got you roastin' in a pan, lookin' like a little burnt flan.
You're tryin' to make a stan', but man you just turned tail and ran.
Let me know when you decide to get some courage,
All you doin' here is makin' a miscarriage.
I got you beat, down n' simple.
I pop you like a little dimple, man. |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:19 AM |
@cpt
Dat didn't even rhyme What are you now, a poet? Your raps are sour like a lime You don't even know it You think you're all that All you are is just a little house-cat Being spoiled and fed like a chubby rich kid You're just a little can, and I pop the lid |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:22 AM |
@chan
You tryin to diss me? Or are you tryin to piss me? Your raps be misleading You be poppin dimples and eating Supa nasty, a Supa freak Like a bowl of acid I punch a hole and you leak All you do is sink All with you goes a heart of black ink |
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:22 AM |
Man I got that swag My hat back to my bag You know I'm poppin' tags Cuz man I got that swag
Man I got that swag My hat back to my bag You know I'm poppin' tags Cuz man I got that swag (I swag when I surf, now watch me surf and swag)
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:23 AM |
| I hope for the sake of all that is poetry that this is supposed to be a joke. |
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:23 AM |
| lol all your rhymes such except for the Eminem one |
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:24 AM |
I'm on Hypnotic, exotic This Polo on my body Got a bad girl beside me And her friend right behind me And I'm swaggin', I'm surfin' I'm swaggin', I'm surfin' I'm swaggin', I'm surfin' I'm clean like dish detergent |
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:25 AM |
@cpt
You be runnin out of rhymes Everything you say is cloned Like a few dimes Imma ring you and rattle you like some chimes I'll whack you over the head with a few signs You'll never defeat me And you just simply fail to see
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Xelari
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Visarin
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:29 AM |
@cpt
You wanna copy songs now? Get out of town! You're goin' way down Your entire career was a failure Like a cheap circus clown You can't even get yo wife a wedding gown I rapped all of this using a noun. |
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chanomano
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:29 AM |
You say I'm tryin'? Man, this is easier than lyin' outside, back fryin'.
My raps are as clear as can be, yours be tryin' to set free a breeze of sleaze fallin' out from your lack of steeze.
I'm on fire; hot as can be, i'm a grizzly bear, clawin' at your sixteen year old capri's.
Admit, man, you ain't got no chance. All you doin' is prancin' n' dancin', pantin' like some dog that was cryin'.
Go away and don't come back, you ain't got no tact; you're just attackin', thinkin' I'll snap.
Boy, you're surprised, so obvious anyone could surmise that you're describin' your own inside.
Word.
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:29 AM |
I'm so swag, I'd eat a frag, but come over here and check my bag, 'cause I just took out my extra Swag!
I'm locking and loading, I'm rocking and sewing, but come over here and check my bag, 'cause I just took out my extra frag! (Allah Ackbar)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! |
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CPTkurk
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| 17 Dec 2013 12:31 AM |
Uhhhh... Ummm...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
:D I WIN! |
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