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| 14 Dec 2013 04:46 PM |
Well Lady Gagas dead. “I don’t care if shes dead or not release the Schmutz dogs” said President Hilton. Whoopie Goldberg pressed the button. Out of the ground came little tiny Yorkshire Terriers. Kim Kardashian started running towards one. “Oh my glob daddy this thing is adorable get me one NOW” She yelled. Bruce Jenner was on his knees praying to the sky. Justin Bieber was in a field picking flowers and putting them in his shirt…we don’t know whats medically wrong with him yet. Anyways, one of the dogs were about to attack Kim! It jumped at her but it bounced off her booty and went so far into the sky, nobody ever saw it again. Kim started to cry. “I’m trying really hard to be attractive but even dogs don’t find the natural beauty in me” But then came Austin Mahone running shirtless out of the woods with an axe. “BOOMSHAKA-LAKA” Oh my…did he just. It seems Austin just tripped on a branch and chopped his own head off. Oh my look at the time, its 11:11.
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