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| 14 Dec 2013 06:55 AM |
Hello, class. It's quite an early start, I know, but you can change. I will get ATR's permission that if you change, we can have a royal dinner!
First of all, no using the bathroom pass to run around the building. Second, do not fart or burp in class. We have a no drinking soda policy in class, only at lunch you may burp. Farts are only for using the toilet. Third, listen to the teacher at all times and have good grammar.
Is everyone ready to be perfect? |
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:55 AM |
| *makes the largest fart eva* |
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Tdc88
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:56 AM |
*Covers nose* Automatic detention! |
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:57 AM |
| Yes, TD. You may use the pass. |
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:57 AM |
| *sits in two ton disability walmart chair while drinking a two liter soda bottle, while pumping out enough methane to power a third world country* hahaa yolo!!!! |
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:58 AM |
| Detention! UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BE BETTER AT GRAMMAR AND WRITING! |
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Tdc88
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:58 AM |
-walks out-
-uses pass to run around building- |
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| 14 Dec 2013 06:59 AM |
*punches teacher in the face for being in ot*
"NOW WHO'S WALKING WHO THROUGH THE BETRAYAL GARDEN?" |
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:00 AM |
No, you don't get detention, but the rest do.
Follow this tongue twister: The Turkey in Albuquerque is positively perky. |
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Zeriten
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:01 AM |
"I want to see my mommy!!!"
- Zᴇʀɪᴛᴇɴ |
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:01 AM |
| TD, get back here or else. |
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furga000
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:02 AM |
*PA announcement* Follow the rules, people. I expect to see you better at lunch time. |
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:02 AM |
*poops on desk*
"NOW WHO'S WALKING WHO THROUGH THE BETRAYAL GARDEN?" |
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:02 AM |
*causes despair-inducing worldwide apocalypse* *school is sent into total lockdown to save students* *executes shadowfan*
UPUPUPUPU
WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?? GO KILL SOMEONE WITHOUT ANYONE FINDING OUT |
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Zeriten
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:03 AM |
"Wait a second..." "Shadowfan682 is our teacher correct?" ">Shadowfan682" ">fan682" ">682"
"SCP-682 IS OUR TEACHER!!! RUN!!!"
*Locks self in bathroom*
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:03 AM |
yolo *rips shirt off and starts dancing on desk*
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:06 AM |
*Plays an instrumental of I'll make a man out of you*
Let's get down to business, To be perfect! Let's go through tongue twisters, And difficult writing! I'll make a Perfectionist, out of you!
Remember that song. |
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Hydrablox
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:07 AM |
*takes knife and tackles teacher* yolo |
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:08 AM |
Hydra, perfect!
Let's move on to the next lesson. *Pushes Bail off me* Let's make Eiffel Towers! You can pair with a partner. |
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Zeriten
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:09 AM |
*Dials 911*
"THERE'S AN SCP THAT ESCAPED!!!"
*Police are on their way*
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Tdc88
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| 14 Dec 2013 07:10 AM |
-continues to run around hallways-
AGILITY:30 (+10) STAMINA:50 (+30) |
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