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| 10 Dec 2013 04:38 PM |
so this 1 day i was like omg i gotta write a book so i went to the store and then i sleep in there because i got tired so i woke up the next day,went 2 eat breakfast and then i asked for pencils and food so he said "monayyy" and i said "wat" and he said "the monayyyy" and about then im like wtf is with this guy so i decidied to rob him and then i just walked out of the stoor and a police officer was like highfiving my face or something idk but i ran away from him and i got away so this guy was sitting on the floor i kick him so he can get up and im like :) but idk about this kid he seems likes hes 90 years old but wat evs idc so he gets up and starts screaming in my face and im like omg dude ur breathe is KICKING!!! lol wait thats the same thing i did to him but what ever get back to the story so then about now hes crazy lunatic so i punch him in face then say "omg dude calm down no one care about u" and he called me a "RPer xD" like wtf is that dude is that soemthing bad? idk but ok so i walk away back to home then i discover this tf2 game from like 1500's and i play it its so awesome i make me want to play tf2 in real life so like i go outside to the store and hes like "omg monnayyyy" and im ignoring him here like wtf dude.... >.> anyways so like i rob him again but this time in tf2 style so i take his hat...
and his food but idk about the food hes 2 poor like most of u people but if u do not say "tl;dr" i respect u 100% for reading my life story thanks guys come again ok? u come again i give you 1000000 yolo #storytime @ jamaris jamar ( construction site and stuff but idk) contents may vary* ◊ÏÓԘ˜◊DzÎÏÓÔÒÓΉˇˆ∏”∏؈¨Áˇ‰´„¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯Ω≈ç√∫˜µ≤…¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂œ∑´®†¥¨ƒƒƒ√√√∫˜∆˚˜∫√©ççç√√≈≈≈∫∫∫©ƒƒƒ©©©©©©©©© |
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Sealitey
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:39 PM |
I can't even read the first sentence.
what does the seal say ow ow ow |
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:40 PM |
nooooo -_- ok i make tldr version:
ok so i wake up go get breakfest in store but then sleep so i rob store, then chase police so like idc but then hobo yell in my face "monnayyyy monnayyyyyy" and then someone dies in the corner of the screen but idk about u so that happens i play tf2 rob another store and go to sleep until 6 mondays pass |
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:40 PM |
| @seal the hole thing is sentence |
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Sealitey
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:42 PM |
Mother of god.
what does the seal say ow ow ow |
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:42 PM |
| omg people read this i work hard |
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Sealitey
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:44 PM |
Hey guess what,
No.
what does the seal say ow ow ow |
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:45 PM |
| stfu dude i think ur that hobo in the part where its not even close to relating to the tl;dr version |
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Sealitey
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| 10 Dec 2013 04:46 PM |
Ow. My feelings.
what does the seal say ow ow ow |
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| 09 Jun 2014 07:09 PM |
Cereals are better than this lol
I like pie |
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| 09 Jun 2014 07:17 PM |
| Interesting life story. People the story is good cuz. |
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