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| 09 Dec 2013 08:50 PM |
| Wear it as a hat and jump off a cliff. |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:51 PM |
| Gain an anorexic complex and stare at the twinkie for three months |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:51 PM |
| use it as a flotation device in a sea of rebellious pterodactyls |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:54 PM |
| Rip it open to reveal my next mission, in which I must destroy all toasters within a 25 mile radius in 12 hours, avoiding all physical contact with trees |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:56 PM |
Open it up and use it for bait to capture rodents :D
The Chezburger Lover, ♥❶❸❸❼♥ |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:56 PM |
| eat only a single crumb every day |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:57 PM |
| How about we breed it for more deep fried twinkies! :D |
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| 09 Dec 2013 08:59 PM |
| @Krap. You mean cross human/twinkle mutants!!? MOTHER OF GOD HOW HORRID |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:00 PM |
"Shove it up my butt"
It has it's own built-in lubrication given how greasy it is |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:00 PM |
| We would split it in half and call one side female and the other side make silly |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:05 PM |
| I would fast and then after reaching enlightenment eat it. |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:05 PM |
| Maybe we should find a cow that's stranded too and throw the twinky at it |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:13 PM |
| Oh come on rt is smarter than this |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:42 PM |
use it as toilet paper
stew my foot and call me brenda |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:45 PM |
Shove it up myass, Its never a bad time for pleasure |
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| 09 Dec 2013 09:46 PM |
give it to me
like a fliping boss |
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