draxonaut
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| 08 Dec 2013 12:52 PM |
| Tell me what's wrong, I'll give you a diagnosis, and possibly some insight. |
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jonny1367
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| 08 Dec 2013 12:54 PM |
CANT STOP DROPPING THAT THUN THUNA |
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draxonaut
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:02 PM |
@jonny1367;
It appears that you have a very severe case of slipipherosis, or quite simply, "Butter Fingers". This is a very dangerous condition, because in some cases, patients experience the development of insomnia and the deforming of muscles in the lower portion of the wrist.
What I recommend is for you to practice lifting some weights, around 2lbs, to build the muscles around your wrist. As well, you may want to consider carrying some grocery bags, very light to start with, to help you develop a better grip on items, such as your thunthuna.
If the problem persists, you should have both of your arms cut off at the elbows. |
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fitemenub
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| Joined: 26 Aug 2013 |
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:04 PM |
| Quick! I need an HIV diagnosis |
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draxonaut
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:14 PM |
@fitemenub
I have determined that there is no traces of HIV in your system. However, upon further examination, I have found that you have early signs of Glaucoma, which is a condition that can permanently damage your eyesight. In your case, the signs are in your left eye. If the issue develops, I suggest that you contact me to be scheduled for an evaluation.
In the future, we may need for you to undergo a trabeculectomy, which is an effective treatment option.
Alternate options include getting a glass eye, laser eye surgery, or a tinted monocle to hide your left eye, which may reduce the pain. |
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:15 PM |
| I grew a second head on my arm. |
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:15 PM |
| i have this thing on my foot and its excreeding kittens |
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draxonaut
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:22 PM |
@plexiglass
I have scheduled an appointment for you to see a neurosurgeon, as well as a plastic surgeon. You will need to undergo 3 procedures.
First, the neurosurgon is going to cut open your second head, and remove all of it's organs and tissues. As well, they will be cutting off all signals from your second head to the rest of your body.
Next we will have a general surgeon remove all of the contents of your second head. It is important that we do this, to ensure that we do not have any complications later on.
For the third procedure, the plastic surgeon is going to remove the empty head from your arm. As well, they will be reconstructing a large portion of your arm.
*I advise that you do not poke the second head too often. It may bite. |
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draxonaut
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:27 PM |
@GTOKID1999
It appears that you have felineexcrechitus. The severity of this condition is based upon the amount of kittens being excreted, as well as the kittens' condition.
We are going to have to amputate your foot around the mid-section of your calf. We must also burn the amputated foot to destroy all of the virus inside.
I've also scheduled you to see a prosthesis specialist. If you want a peg-leg instead, I can arrange for that. |
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fitemenub
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| 08 Dec 2013 01:32 PM |
I have twerkidous.
And AIDS. |
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