BMES6429
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:31 PM |
Basically, all you're doing is making jokes that either make no sense, are really obvious, or a joke that's devastating. That's my description of an anti joke, but if you get what I mean, you can make up as much as you can.
Examples:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by the ice cream truck.
What's worst than your problems? The holocaust.
Why did susie die? Because she killed herself.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ate pizza.
Okay, (:
Have fun! |
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BMES6429
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:31 PM |
| You can also look some up online if you aren't sure about what you're doing. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:31 PM |
How many bricks do you need to kill a baby?
1. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:33 PM |
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:36 PM |
Juan Sanchez de la Cruz had a total of 78 chocolate bars. He ate all but one, what does he have?
Diabetes A weight watchers account A broken scale An XXXXXXXXXL hoodie etc |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:37 PM |
Why did the boy from Iraq cry?
He was shot multiple times and is starving. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:39 PM |
Why is Andy Milonakis crying?
He is obese and sounds like a 6 year old. |
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BMES6429
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:39 PM |
what happens when you eat a bird on a tree?
it dies. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:41 PM |
Why is the old man stuttering?
He has parkinsons disease. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:43 PM |
Why did Roy L Dennis have such a large abnormal head?
At the age of 4, he was diagnosed with "lionitis" or "CDD" which inserts large amounts of calcium deposits into your facial area and skull. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:43 PM |
why was didnt susie have any arms?
because she donated it for charity. |
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Mobard
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:56 PM |
Yo mama so fat
We are all extremely concerned for her health. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 08:59 PM |
What does the fox say?
The fox said nothing because it's a fox - It can neither speak English nor understand it. |
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