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| 07 Dec 2013 04:59 PM |
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"If I wasn't meant to play with fire, why did God make it so damn fun?" - The Postal Dude |
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kawi297
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| 07 Dec 2013 05:01 PM |
what do you call a black guy in space?
an astronaut |
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Xandalf
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| 07 Dec 2013 05:02 PM |
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? He just felt like it. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 05:02 PM |
why did the chicken cross the road because it's capable of doing so
i'm gonna run you over in my invisible car |
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RONetwork
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| 07 Dec 2013 05:03 PM |
If Johnny had five apples, and he ate two, how many did he have left over?
It doesn't matter, because Johnny died after getting hit by a train. |
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