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| 07 Dec 2013 03:16 PM |
"Crash, give me the DVD," Leslie argued.
"I'm not watching this old crap. The remake is so much better, come on, it's the least you can do for your roommate," Crash said.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Leslie nodded for Crash to go answer it. As Crash walked up to the door, Leslie quickly put in his DVD. Crash turned around for a minute, gave a face of frustration, and went back to opening the door.
"It's Pirate!" Crash called out. "He's got our free pizza!" Leslie got up and grabbed the pizza box from Crash's hands. "This is why I love having a friend who works at the pizza place. Come on in, Pirate. Crash and I were about to watch a movie."
Pirate peered into the room and saw what was playing on the TV. Some cheesy horror movie starring what looked like a box with a crayon-colored monster face.
"Uh, that's alright guys. I still have, uh, three more deliveries tonight. You know how Fridays are," Pirate said. Leslie waved goodbye and Crash shut the door. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:17 PM |
Many stories today this is one of the best ones.
10/10 |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:19 PM |
| i'm already imagining swift's attempts at bypassing same-gender roommate matchups |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:22 PM |
If you was to add all the characters it would be over 20
which is impossible in my opinion. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:29 PM |
Meanwhile, in the room next door, Mario and Olama were playing with dominoes.
"Isn't this a great way to spend the weekend?" Olama asked. Mario grinned.
"Sure is, buddy!" Mario then prematurely knocked down one of the dominoes to Olama's disappointment. "You idiot! I hate you!" Olama then ran out of the room. Mario blinked in shock and then began to pick up his dominoes.
"All I wanted was some fun..." he murmured. That was when he laid down in his bed and went to sleep.
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Olama angrily stormed down the stairwell until he came to a halt. Something smelled good. He walked down towards the cafeteria and saw a group of girls at one of the tables. They were eating what looked like the most delicious roast he had ever seen. He walked over and sat down.
"Mind if I have a seat?" He asked. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:32 PM |
No offense, I can't help but mentally add laugh tracks to this.
Anything with a high school/college premise, really. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:37 PM |
| I'm guessing the girls are part of a cult and they're going to try to sacrifice Olama or something? |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:48 PM |
The three girls were about to tell him to leave when they were interrupted. A tall young man sat down next to Olama.
"They let you sit here?" He asked. Then he took a piece of roast. "They don't even let me sit with them. Name's Swift, by the way." He ate the chunk of meat and laughed. "So Veronica, how about we ditch these deadbeats and have some fun?" She put her head down in rejection.
He was about to ask Rose out when Olama stood up and told Swift to go get bent. "Whoa, there, cowboy. I was just about to say bye." He got up himself, winked at Rose, and left.
Veronica raised her head and held out her hand.
"Thanks. I'm Veronica, as you can tell. That's Rose. And that beauty at the end is my sister Zeph. Not saying we aren't all beautiful," she smiled. Olama shook all of their hands. "I'm Olama. Say, who was that one guy?" Veronica leaned in. "Swift is Rose's ex. He hasn't stopped bugging us since they broke up."
Olama looked confused. Veronica giggled. "Oh. He calls himself Swift because he thinks he's swift with the ladies." Then Olama laughed and the other two girls followed. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:49 PM |
slick_swift
no but seriously this reeks of them luring him into a sacrifice |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:51 PM |
But they're not. .-.
I am simply writing us all out as if we attended a university together. Ye. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 03:54 PM |
| I've got my eye on you, Leslie . . . |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:03 PM |
Crash sat there in a daze as the credits for the film started.
"Now was that so bad?" Leslie asked as he chewed on another slice of pizza. Crash turned his head at Leslie. "No, it wasn't bad at all except for the cancer I now have to get removed." Crash took another slice of pizza himself.
"I tell you what," Leslie said. "Let's go walk down to the food court. Get some exercise." Crash rolled his eyes. "Getting more free food isn't exercise." Nevertheless the two of them left their room and began to trot down the winding staircase.
"How late does this place stay open again?" Crash asked. "Isn't it until like 12:30 on weekends?" Leslie responded. Crash shrugged as he opened the large double doors to the cafeteria. Only one group of people remained. A bunch of girls and...
"Hey, isn't he the guy next door to us?" Crash asked. Leslie nodded. "Looks like his buddy's gone." Crash asked if Leslie had ever seen them apart before. "No, but they probably say the same about us. Come on, let's say hi." Leslie led himself and Crash to the table.
"Hi, a little late isn't it?" The girls stared up at Leslie as if he had just shot their grandmother. He turned towards Crash. "Uh, my friend and I here just saw you all sitting here and figured we'd see what's going on. Didn't mean to bother you."
The girls irritably responded with "Well, you did." They then turned back to Olama who he himself kept staring at Leslie and Crash. "Don't you two have a dorm next to mine?" Olama asked. Leslie and Crash nodded. "You guys need to keep your TV down. I can't stand hearing those horror movies every night."
That made Rose look up at both Crash and Leslie. "You two like horror movies?" Once again they nodded and Rose gestured them to sit down. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:06 PM |
Apparently I'm Veronica's sister, rad?
It's pretty cool. :> |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:07 PM |
Yeah and thanks.
I figured it'd be a nice change from the violent and/or horrific scenarios we've been throwing out lately. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:08 PM |
| I have a feeling he's gonna hint at the cult part at the very end, no? (This is Thunda by the way) |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:08 PM |
| cue Ultra and Crash fighting for Rose |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:11 PM |
| Oh. Duh. It confused me because there's an MTer called Crash. |
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| 07 Dec 2013 04:37 PM |
Mario woke up. He stared into the darkness for what seemed like a hour. Finally being able to fall asleep again seemed impossible so he reached over, turned on the light on his night stand and sighed. He got up and took a quick shower. When he was done he put on a white long sleeved shirt and sweat pants.
He walked out of his room. He had to find Olama, it just felt wrong to leave him angry. He walked down the stairwell and turned through a couple of hallways. He was about to go back to his room when he heard laughter. Olama's laughter.
He followed it to the cafeteria. Why didn't he check it before? He smiled to himself and walked in. His smile turned to a frown. Here was his best buddy with a bunch of strangers having this great time while Mario could have been up in their room still for all Olama knew.
He approached the table and cleared his throat. "Olama, we gotta' go, man." Olama ignored him. "Guys, this is my friend Mario." The girls shook out their hands while Crash and Leslie waved hello. Mario ignored all of them.
"We have to leave," Mario repeated. Olama finally gave in. "He's right, guys. Sorry but we've got this huge test." Olama waved a sad goodbye as did the girls. Leslie smiled and Crash nodded. After they left, Leslie turned to the girls.
"Now what?" He asked. No one knew what to say. That was when Zeph broke in. "Maybe we could go someplace?"
Crash disagreed. "Too late." Then they all went silent. Veronica cleared her throat. "Well, I guess we may as well get going then." Zeph and Veronica got up and left. Rose quickly followed behind them but not without saying bye to Crash.
Leslie looked at him. "So the girls leave because of Olama who left because of his mom - I mean roommate - and I don't even get a goodbye from any of them. But you do?"
Crash smirked. "Your idea to come down here." |
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