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Re: how to have everyone at a shooting range hate you

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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 08:44 PM
1. purchase any large-caliber budget semi auto rifle - the cheapest .308 AR10 you can find is perfect.

2. start by getting it SBR'ed - shorter than 14.5 inches should do the trick.

3. as if a 14.5-inch barreled .308 wasnt loud and obnoxious enough, buy the largest, most concussive muzzle brake you can find and slap it on the end of that barrel

4. buy a huge, extra cheap polymer craptastic mag to bring extra spite to you

5. accesorize your rifle with as many things in the tapco catalog that will fit on it

5a. extra-cheap airsoft teir red dot crammed onto a random rail for added effect; co-witness with telescoptic sight for extra idiocricy.

6. spray-paint camo it as poorly as possible

7. buy the highest velocity ammo you can find for maximum effect

8. go to a 100-yard range, find the very last open 100 yard booth, and set up a target at 15 yards (printer paper with spraypainted circle, obama portrait, or paper plates optional, again for added lulz)

8a. fake al'bama accent optional; channel your inner NASCAR fan.

9. open fire as fast as you possibly can while the person next to you is trying to sight-in his mil-spec .300 Win Mag; make sure he flinches every time he sends a $1.50 round down range.

10.(optional) put a huge confederate flag decal on the rear window of your 1993 vintage F-150 with a camoflague rustoleum paint job and dog in the truck bed. dont forget generic bumper stickers and NASCAR references.




based on a true story.
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Slash2160 is not online. Slash2160
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05 Dec 2013 08:46 PM
you forget this is a forum were only 1% of people who read this will understand it


or you could just shoot at everyone, that'd probably be easier, cheaper, and get you shot
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 08:47 PM
oh, another optional: if its an AK, rapid fire your POS plastic tapco mags with the dust cover off.
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 08:47 PM
you forget this is a forum were only 1% of people who read this will understand it


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if you read id reealy hard
you just might understand it

also, google
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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05 Dec 2013 08:49 PM
just went i thought you forgot about your daily gun thread, you prove me wrong

lava strikes again
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Slash2160 is not online. Slash2160
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05 Dec 2013 08:49 PM
im implying there is barely anyone over the age that is considered for 7th grade
i mean, i thought this was funny, but it wasn't posted in the right place
somewhere with more mature/older people would work better
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MuffledSpeech is not online. MuffledSpeech
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05 Dec 2013 08:50 PM
lava is creator of popular roblox high school oder game
i just found this out yesterday
mind blown

stereotypes r fun
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jeffreincarnated9 is not online. jeffreincarnated9
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05 Dec 2013 08:55 PM
oh god OP
you made me lol
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thininjastar25 is not online. thininjastar25
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05 Dec 2013 08:56 PM
I lold.

~Troll approved since GTA3
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adventurebroemil2 is not online. adventurebroemil2
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05 Dec 2013 08:58 PM
or you can insult call of duty out loud.






-festive anti brony here-
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Betmin is not online. Betmin
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05 Dec 2013 08:59 PM
Bring a potato gun. Or better yet, wear a police outfit, bust in with a water pistol, accuse someone of stealing FBI classified weaponry, then shoot them with the water gun then call them a wizard who changed your bullets.
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 08:59 PM
or you can insult call of duty out loud.
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i hope you arent serious

you are aware that almost nobody over the age of 16 plays call of duty, right?
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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05 Dec 2013 09:00 PM
"i hope you arent serious

you are aware that almost nobody over the age of 16 plays call of duty, right?"


youd be surprised
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jake13jake31 is not online. jake13jake31
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05 Dec 2013 09:01 PM
TL;DR

One problem: most of the angry people at the shooting range have guns.
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 09:06 PM
youd be surprised
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no, i wouldnt.

>work at a gun shop
>be under 10 miles from VCU campus
>college jarhead, obviously on a sports team, trying to impress fellow bro's/chick
>no idea what he's saying
>channel the call'o'doody, luke
>asks if we have one of the following for rental: "ogg", "m4"(or m4a1), "ak47", "g18", "pdw57", "ak74u", or "commando"
>every glock on our rack, models 17 through 39 spanning three gens, are all now fully automatic glock 18's based on sir bro's assessment of the situation
>mfw

i dont even let them touch any of the display guns, they are 90% certain to decide to pretend to shoot at people/things... i know the type
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 09:07 PM
One problem: most of the angry people at the shooting range have guns.
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umm bro

ANNOY them
not assault them
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EXcellent is not online. EXcellent
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05 Dec 2013 09:07 PM
Your frequent posting about guns is slightly terrifying.
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wedgearyxsaber is not online. wedgearyxsaber
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05 Dec 2013 09:08 PM
I understood 80% of this. Why not just use a barret 50. cal with stubby/ or firebreather? those are friggin loud. They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion.


IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IF IT WANTS TO BE FED.
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 09:11 PM
Your frequent posting about guns is slightly terrifying.
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why do you think i do it? lol



I understood 80% of this. Why not just use a barret 50. cal with stubby/ or firebreather? those are friggin loud. They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion.
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1. barrett arms makes at least 9 different "50. cal" (.50 BMG) firearms

2. they are all over the $2000 mark

3. they are banned on most ranges

4. you cannot SBR a barrett, it wont function reliably

5. they do not break your ear drums
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Slash2160 is not online. Slash2160
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05 Dec 2013 09:13 PM
>They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion.

dangit i just got in my new Pearl drum heads
no fun
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 09:18 PM
I understood 80% of this.
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what did you not understand
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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05 Dec 2013 10:04 PM
bump
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lava3321 is not online. lava3321
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06 Dec 2013 04:35 PM
bump
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Betmin is not online. Betmin
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06 Dec 2013 08:58 PM
Just tell them all that you will lick them. They will all hate you.
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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06 Dec 2013 08:58 PM
wow i REALLY needed to know this thanks
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