lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:44 PM |
1. purchase any large-caliber budget semi auto rifle - the cheapest .308 AR10 you can find is perfect.
2. start by getting it SBR'ed - shorter than 14.5 inches should do the trick.
3. as if a 14.5-inch barreled .308 wasnt loud and obnoxious enough, buy the largest, most concussive muzzle brake you can find and slap it on the end of that barrel
4. buy a huge, extra cheap polymer craptastic mag to bring extra spite to you
5. accesorize your rifle with as many things in the tapco catalog that will fit on it
5a. extra-cheap airsoft teir red dot crammed onto a random rail for added effect; co-witness with telescoptic sight for extra idiocricy.
6. spray-paint camo it as poorly as possible
7. buy the highest velocity ammo you can find for maximum effect
8. go to a 100-yard range, find the very last open 100 yard booth, and set up a target at 15 yards (printer paper with spraypainted circle, obama portrait, or paper plates optional, again for added lulz)
8a. fake al'bama accent optional; channel your inner NASCAR fan.
9. open fire as fast as you possibly can while the person next to you is trying to sight-in his mil-spec .300 Win Mag; make sure he flinches every time he sends a $1.50 round down range.
10.(optional) put a huge confederate flag decal on the rear window of your 1993 vintage F-150 with a camoflague rustoleum paint job and dog in the truck bed. dont forget generic bumper stickers and NASCAR references.
based on a true story. |
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Slash2160
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:46 PM |
you forget this is a forum were only 1% of people who read this will understand it
or you could just shoot at everyone, that'd probably be easier, cheaper, and get you shot |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:47 PM |
| oh, another optional: if its an AK, rapid fire your POS plastic tapco mags with the dust cover off. |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:47 PM |
you forget this is a forum were only 1% of people who read this will understand it
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if you read id reealy hard you just might understand it
also, google |
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:49 PM |
just went i thought you forgot about your daily gun thread, you prove me wrong
lava strikes again |
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Slash2160
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:49 PM |
im implying there is barely anyone over the age that is considered for 7th grade i mean, i thought this was funny, but it wasn't posted in the right place somewhere with more mature/older people would work better |
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:50 PM |
lava is creator of popular roblox high school oder game i just found this out yesterday mind blown
stereotypes r fun |
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:56 PM |
I lold.
~Troll approved since GTA3 |
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:58 PM |
or you can insult call of duty out loud.
-festive anti brony here- |
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Betmin
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:59 PM |
| Bring a potato gun. Or better yet, wear a police outfit, bust in with a water pistol, accuse someone of stealing FBI classified weaponry, then shoot them with the water gun then call them a wizard who changed your bullets. |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 08:59 PM |
or you can insult call of duty out loud. _________________________________________
i hope you arent serious
you are aware that almost nobody over the age of 16 plays call of duty, right? |
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:00 PM |
"i hope you arent serious
you are aware that almost nobody over the age of 16 plays call of duty, right?"
youd be surprised |
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:01 PM |
TL;DR
One problem: most of the angry people at the shooting range have guns.
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:06 PM |
youd be surprised _______________________
no, i wouldnt.
>work at a gun shop >be under 10 miles from VCU campus >college jarhead, obviously on a sports team, trying to impress fellow bro's/chick >no idea what he's saying >channel the call'o'doody, luke >asks if we have one of the following for rental: "ogg", "m4"(or m4a1), "ak47", "g18", "pdw57", "ak74u", or "commando" >every glock on our rack, models 17 through 39 spanning three gens, are all now fully automatic glock 18's based on sir bro's assessment of the situation >mfw
i dont even let them touch any of the display guns, they are 90% certain to decide to pretend to shoot at people/things... i know the type |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:07 PM |
One problem: most of the angry people at the shooting range have guns. _________________________________________________
umm bro
ANNOY them not assault them |
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EXcellent
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:07 PM |
| Your frequent posting about guns is slightly terrifying. |
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:08 PM |
I understood 80% of this. Why not just use a barret 50. cal with stubby/ or firebreather? those are friggin loud. They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IF IT WANTS TO BE FED. |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:11 PM |
Your frequent posting about guns is slightly terrifying. _______________________________
why do you think i do it? lol
I understood 80% of this. Why not just use a barret 50. cal with stubby/ or firebreather? those are friggin loud. They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion. _______________________________
1. barrett arms makes at least 9 different "50. cal" (.50 BMG) firearms
2. they are all over the $2000 mark
3. they are banned on most ranges
4. you cannot SBR a barrett, it wont function reliably
5. they do not break your ear drums |
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Slash2160
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:13 PM |
>They actually break your ear drums on rare ocassion.
dangit i just got in my new Pearl drum heads no fun |
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lava3321
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| 05 Dec 2013 09:18 PM |
I understood 80% of this. __________________________
what did you not understand |
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lava3321
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Betmin
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| 06 Dec 2013 08:58 PM |
| Just tell them all that you will lick them. They will all hate you. |
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Skellor
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| 06 Dec 2013 08:58 PM |
| wow i REALLY needed to know this thanks |
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