invada
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| 05 Dec 2013 06:59 PM |
| This one time I pooped in the shower. |
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kent195
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| Joined: 28 Jun 2010 |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:00 PM |
Michael Bay exploded my house
-Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap my garden is on fire- |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:01 PM |
this one time my brother stole my piece of toast, we fought over it and i got my head cracked open idk but i think i got brain damage from that too
i also went to see paul mccartney and threw up on the way there
good times... |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:03 PM |
| There was this really mean teacher in elementary school. We found out she lived near us and one day she started going for walks down our road. We got some modelling clay from the dollar store and wadded it into a ball until it was brown and had some colors in it, and tossed it in the road on a baking hot day in Tennessee. We watched from the upstairs window as she walked down the road. She saw the now half melted "poo" with colors in it, and stuck her finger in it. Then she sniffed it, made a face, and wiped it on her skirt and looked up at us with this look on her face I'll never forget. |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:09 PM |
| i did too it was hard to get it down the drain |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:11 PM |
I had a violent argument with an ostrich we got into a fight and It ended with me ripping out his heart and eating it good times |
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| 05 Dec 2013 07:13 PM |
"So yesterday was the first day of hunting season. Keep in my mind I haven't gotten off since like 3 days so I was a little edgy. So I was able to get a doe and it was still alive. Instead of putting it out of it's misery, I took off my trousers... As I inserted slowly...I got the highest pleasure. I will regret it the years of my life, but it was worth it." - roboboy7045
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invada
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| Joined: 12 Jun 2010 |
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