mycheeze
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:03 PM |
Parents invented him so that way he could take the blame for buying kids poor presents, and for giving them coal.
Plus no one likes red c: |
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:04 PM |
Not much as a myth as it is a lie.
He use to exist though. |
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:04 PM |
| NUUUUUUUH SANTA IS REEEEEEEAAALLLLLL!!!!!11!1!!!!1!!!!!1! |
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Wraze
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:04 PM |
| reported for not believing |
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:05 PM |
"Why didnt Santa bring me presents?"
"BECAUSE YOURE POOR!"
i like to wipe my buttocks with cacti |
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mycheeze
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:05 PM |
| Its a joke c:, feel free to report though. |
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XC6Alt33
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pordor4
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:07 PM |
| I SAW HIM AT THE MAL HE IZ REL |
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drpece231
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:08 PM |
@xc OH YOU JUST HAD T SAY THAT |
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:08 PM |
God and Santa are real.
DUH! |
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mycheeze
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:09 PM |
If santa was real then we would have MTV and News media all over his butt.
And of course we would have put him under arrest for breaking and entering. |
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drpece231
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:17 PM |
sorry :(
i like to wipe my buttocks with cacti |
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drpece231
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:20 PM |
@hobo Not you, the other one with epic in their name |
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:24 PM |
oh
i like to wipe my buttocks with cacti |
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Bawbby
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| 02 Dec 2013 08:25 PM |
| You dare spit on the bright white face of my lord |
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