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| 02 Dec 2013 05:16 PM |
whoever makes me even get me a chuckle inside gets 2008 main with a pretty alright username
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hoo here is a hooman? none? good |
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NBA157
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:18 PM |
DID YOU HEAR THAT SOCIETY IS EVOLUTION AND EVOLUTION DIED FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER KNOWS ALL WORLD ENDS SOON ONG U GET NEW GIFT IF U SAY SANTA SANTA E. CLAUS IS AN ANAGRAM OF SATAN CLAUSE |
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dang565
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:19 PM |
| “Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio.” |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:19 PM |
little billy bedwetter bill baffoon wet his bed while his dad wet his his bed then little billy bedwetter bill said to big bedwetter dad "stop bedwetting my bed, big bedwetter dad!"
big bedwetter dad did not stop bedwetting little billy bedwetter bill's bed and he instead punished little billy bedwetter bill for telling him to stop bedwetting his bed. he continued to bedwet little billy bedwetter bill's bed. |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:19 PM |
bruh my backs hurts :( i just got done giving yo momma a piggyback ride and she's twice my size btw (am 400 irl) |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:19 PM |
if u give me the 08er
i'll paint u nude |
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donuteer
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:20 PM |
joke dʒəʊk noun 1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes" synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip, pleasantry
a trick played on someone for fun.
"the others were playing a joke on her"
synonyms: trick, practical joke, prank, stunt, hoax, jape
informal a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate.
"public transport is a joke"
synonyms: laughing stock, figure of fun, source of amusement, object of ridicule
verb verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking
1. make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; |
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NBA157
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:20 PM |
Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing? A: The male organ. |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:20 PM |
guys give up now
i won
-lakers |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:21 PM |
little billy bedwetter bill baffoon wet his bed while his dad wet his his bed then little billy bedwetter bill said to big bedwetter dad "stop bedwetting my bed, big bedwetter dad!"
big bedwetter dad did not stop bedwetting little billy bedwetter bill's bed and he instead punished little billy bedwetter bill for telling him to stop bedwetting his bed. he continued to bedwet little billy bedwetter bill's bed.
little billy bedwetter bill cried and wet his bed because big bedwetter dad continued to bedwet his bed and little billy bedwetter bill had to bedwet his other bed. big bedwetter dad told him to shut up and kept on bedwetting little billy bedwetter bill's bed. |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:21 PM |
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OddXman
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:21 PM |
| c is for cookie and cookie is for me |
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Cizox
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:22 PM |
you: why can't I delete my posts on the forum?
me: maybe in school when you're lonely at recess because you have no friends you can think about it there
me: then after school when you're walking home because your mother doesn't want you in her car and the bus kicked you off, not to mention you're walking alone, you can think about it again.
me: then when you get home with nobody there because you are wierd and smell bad you can check on the computer that you found in the dumpster that only works every blue moon.
Bloxxerchamp35, professional bus ticket collector. Thanks to MS06! |
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NBA157
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:22 PM |
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down. |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:23 PM |
| wemin love my big black taco |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:23 PM |
little billy bedwetter bill baffoon wet his bed while his dad wet his his bed then little billy bedwetter bill said to big bedwetter dad "stop bedwetting my bed, big bedwetter dad!"
big bedwetter dad did not stop bedwetting little billy bedwetter bill's bed and he instead punished little billy bedwetter bill for telling him to stop bedwetting his bed. he continued to bedwet little billy bedwetter bill's bed.
little billy bedwetter bill cried and wet his bed because big bedwetter dad continued to bedwet his bed and little billy bedwetter bill had to bedwet his other bed. big bedwetter dad told him to shut up and kept on bedwetting little billy bedwetter bill's bed |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:23 PM |
| I WANT TO BECOME A GIANT LOBSTER SQUID AND ATTACKIG MANHATTAN AND BEING ABLE TO SHOOOT LASERS OUT OF MY EYES AND TAKING DOWN THE US MILITARY AS I SINGLE HANDEDLY CAPTURE THE WORLD AND REIGN AS MAJOKO THE GIANT LOBSTER SQUID |
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NBA157
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:24 PM |
two men walk into a bar Man 1: hey did u know b33r has female hormones in it Man2: really? Man 1: yeah, drink too much and you start talking crap and driving badly |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:24 PM |
| Holiday cheer is not made from magic, its made from thousand of elves trapped in a mine that re forced to make it with little to no pay with tight pay, that and RT is just joj |
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:25 PM |
@soepic1337
did i win the magical account |
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TheBurd
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| 02 Dec 2013 05:25 PM |
Ugh.
Stupid EWWMAN.
What is this 08 you speak of? |
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