dawgra
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:42 PM |
Failed: - Teen-Mature Games - Buying it
She still calls it "Child thing". |
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tahu157
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:44 PM |
Challenge her to explain the differences between a 3DS and her smartphone.
Then, if she can't, hint that maybe her smartphone is a "Child Thing." |
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WikiThis
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| Joined: 01 Aug 2013 |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:46 PM |
| Explain that you don't need to use it for "Child things" |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:50 PM |
This will be tough, so stay with me.
Ok, to get a 3DS, you need to get your little sister's tricycle, and ride to the white house. Tell Obama you want a banana split. He will give you a map to the basement. Use your grappling hook to climb over the rabid bunnies. This will be tough, and at 12:01 PM EST, bunny yetis will come. Hit them in the head with an X from a scrabble set, as they will be confused. Then, once you get to the basement, there will be a key. Say " I want the key" and tap you heels 5 times. The key will pop up in front of you. Sell the key to a hobo without his left eyebrow.
He will then, give you the 3DS you possess. |
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dawgra
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:51 PM |
Mom tells me...
"YOU SHOULD BUY A TABLET"
HECK NO. |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:54 PM |
Tell her that you dont need a tablet.
OMGEEZZ YUR TEH OWNAR OF JEFFERY TEH KILLAR GAME OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:56 PM |
resort to murder.
It's how I get my problems solved.. Duh. |
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tahu157
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:57 PM |
I remember this one time, we were waiting somewhere for something, and this spoiled brat and his parents were sitting in front of us arguing over what the kid was going to spend the $500 he had on.
The kid wanted and iPad and his parents wanted him to get a laptop. I was sitting there trying not to laugh.
I would take a laptop over an iPad any day. |
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WikiThis
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:57 PM |
| Ask if the tablet has Legend of Zelda. I think not. |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:58 PM |
| show them this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOD7GbLwBvo |
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dawgra
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:59 PM |
WikiThis: "Legend of Zelda? Isn't that a Shooter game?" |
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dawgra
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| 01 Dec 2013 01:05 PM |
| tell your mom the tablet doesn't have glorious 3d on it |
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