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| 30 Nov 2013 11:41 PM |
I walked the streets, hoping to find a supermarket still open this late at night. I see a huge supermarket a few blocks away. "FINALLY!" I mumble to myself. I ran to the market, and walked in. There was only about 9 people in there, which was good, that meant I couldn't embarrass myself. I grabbed a shopping cart, and went to the produce section. I filled the cart with onions, and walked to the checkout. Luckily, there was no line. The cashier mocked me. "Onions? Is there something wrong with you? You ain't be right in the head if you're getting this amount of ONIONS at this time of night!" he said, mocking me. I was sad. I hated when cashiers mocked the things you bought, I'm not paying for you comment on what I'm buying, I'm paying for the items. "frick frack you" I mumbled to myself. "What did you just say to me, kid?" the cashier said as if he was going to slap me across my face and then stab me. "FRICK FRACK YOU!" I said more confidently. The cashier emerges from behind the counter, about to attack me. A faint smell of onions emerges from behind me, and it's not my cart because that's in front of me... I glance behind me. It's Shrek. "Shrek! I've missed you!" I say as I kiss his ogre lips. "what the..." the cashier's words are cut off by Shrek smashing the cashier's body onto the conveyor belt. The cashier is knocked out, maybe even dead. Shrek comes closer to me and whispers in my ear "it's all ogre now". I've never been happier. Shrek carries me home, I start to shiver. "You should've worn layers" he tells me. He places me into my bed, and climbs in with me. He turns off the light. He burps loudly. "Better out then in I always say" I whisper to him. We laugh and then fall asleep together. The end. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:43 PM |
| did i seriously just accidentally put it in roblox talk |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:44 PM |
| shrek is love shrek is life |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:46 PM |
| Shrek shouldn't be sleeping in the beds of young girls. That gave me freaky mental images. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:47 PM |
| Who said it was a young girl? |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:48 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=119178548
shrek approves |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:49 PM |
| Maddie I'm assuming it was a young girl because I'm assuming you're a young girl. No matter what way you look at it, Shrek shouldn't be sleeping in anyone's bed. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:52 PM |
| Define young girl. What about his own bed? |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:53 PM |
| rt if u want a relationship like this |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:55 PM |
| I know I want a relationship like this. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:56 PM |
Young girl: A girl or young woman who is unmarried. (As defined by Wb Definitions) Synonyms: Lass.
"What about his own bed?" "He places me into my bed, and climbs in with me." |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:56 PM |
| maddie lets have a relationship like this |
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| 30 Nov 2013 11:58 PM |
"Shrek shouldn't be sleeping in anyone's bed." ------------------------------------------------------------- and ok <3 |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:00 AM |
im going to pretend i never read that
catfish in a skillet |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:00 AM |
For some weird reason, I feel the need to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaivgGELQbE |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:01 AM |
<3 ------------------------------- pretend but never forget |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:02 AM |
| It's weird because Shrek x Sonic is a thing. |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:02 AM |
| wanna eat skittles w me bae |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:04 AM |
| Feels. Feels are strong in the air today. |
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| 01 Dec 2013 12:05 AM |
Your time here must be ogre xoxoxoxo |
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