DrVolco
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:22 PM |
slapping the priest
bond with me jimmy |
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sosweetis
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| Joined: 07 Mar 2009 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:22 PM |
run to the stage thing and stomp on it
+ audio video disco+ |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:22 PM |
twerk instead of getting the Eucharist
~ If you're reading this, you can read. ~ |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:23 PM |
| Yell, "THIS PLACE IS BORING!!!!" and throw a bible out the window. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:23 PM |
set ringtone to inappropriate noises and have a friend call partway through service could be music or whatever but as long as it's bad
i'm gonna run you over in my invisible car |
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tahu157
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| Joined: 16 Nov 2008 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:24 PM |
| Now, how many of you guys actually go to church? |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:24 PM |
Yell "Hail Satan!" while lifting the Inverted Pentagram in the air.
"In the secret of my knowledge there is no God but me." -SATAN |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:24 PM |
"Now, how many of you guys actually go to church?"
I do. |
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hello473
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2010 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:25 PM |
| Yell, "JESUS WAS BLACK YOU CRACKERS!" |
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warpon
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| Joined: 28 Apr 2010 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:26 PM |
turn a boombox with heavymetal on it shout out that god is fake vandalize all those creepy statues throw rocks at the fancy windows make babies cry start dancing while everyone is on knees order a pizza out loud piss on the priest's dress start a logical flamewar with science |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:27 PM |
"Now, how many of you guys actually go to church?"
I do
In fact I went today.
~ If you're reading this, you can read. ~ |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:28 PM |
"Now, how many of you guys actually go to church?"
It's kinda obvious that I don't.
"In the secret of my knowledge there is no God but me." -SATAN |
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tahu157
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| Joined: 16 Nov 2008 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:30 PM |
@Warpon,
Implying that Metal is satanic? |
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hello473
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2010 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:30 PM |
| Arrive looking like Ke$ha in Tik-Tok, with a V0dk@ bottle, (filled with water I supose) and just act as dr^nk as possible. |
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tahu157
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:31 PM |
@Jello,
I go to Church, but I was thinking something along the same lines.
"Father Satan . . ." |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:31 PM |
"Arrive looking like Ke$ha in Tik-Tok, with a V0dk@ bottle, (filled with water I supose) and just act as dr^nk as possible."
the priest would probably go up to you and bless you, thinking you're a drunkard who came to be healed
or just crazy, he'll bless you either way
~ If you're reading this, you can read. ~ |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:31 PM |
| wear all red and add a evil beard |
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Dzuheron
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| Joined: 03 Jan 2013 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:32 PM |
yell "GOD IS NOT REAL"
I'm only dragged off to church sometimes when my dad needs help with the sunday school full of meme-crazed swaggots and girls wearing short dresses with pretty underwear |
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nightdumo
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| Joined: 01 Oct 2011 |
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hello473
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2010 |
| Total Posts: 5462 |
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| 30 Nov 2013 08:33 PM |
| Ugh, @XxasheindoodxX is killing my vibe with his, 'logic'. Who has heard of such a thing? |
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