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| 30 Nov 2013 03:07 PM |
greetings some of u know of me already, if not, i shall tell you who i am...
i am the SUPREME LORD OF WARRIOR CAT KNOWLEDGE
why do i call myself this you may ask? cause i am not doomed to live in ignorance and idiocy like the rest of you foolish followers of those starry eyed fools called starclan. today, i shall share with you some of my supreme knowledge, and teach you the foolishness of starclan. and perhaps, just perhaps, you too, can know the truth.
starclan has been fools since the "dawn of the clans". but lets fastforward to firestar's time, shall we? because of starclan, the forest-cats were not allowed to unite as one! this was tigerstar's plan, but starclan did everything they could to stop it! and for what??? i cannot give you the answer to this question! think of how peaceful it would be if the clans united?
all forest-cats would live in peace and harmony. the whole forest would be their territory, and they could take prey from anywhere of their choice and mate any cat of their choice. one of you may say to me "but riper what if they had a cruel and evil leader who killed kits and elders"
i would say to you, "you fool! dont you remember when jayfeather was about to be murdered by brokenstar and breezepelt, how a starclan warrior came down and rescued him? they are able to do this anytime of their choice! so when the united clan has a bad leader, starclan can kill him/her. or better yet, warn the clan not to make this cat their leader! this brings me to my next point. since starclan can predict the future, they could have prevented a lot of bad things from happeneing, but no, they were too stupid! they say, "we will not interfere with clan life," yet they kill mudclaw, the rightful leader of windclan! they lie, decieve, and seperate cats.
erin hunter tries to give starclan the wisdom of god, but fails horribly! instead, starclan are complete idiots who panic when the dark forest cats arrive! those fools! instead of splitting up and making yourself weaker, should not you be uniting and preparing the living cats for the battle?? they should be leading the clans in this war, yet they give leadership over to some blind crybaby fool named jayfeather! just because starclan are dead cats, does not mean they are wise cats. lolol |
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| 30 Nov 2013 03:09 PM |
Ugh, Warrior Cat. Those book for eight year olds with bad description. SO BAD
- Got any medicine? 'Cause I'm gonna need it. - |
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| 30 Nov 2013 03:12 PM |
| You're not the lord of it. The author is, you dummy. |
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| 30 Nov 2013 03:13 PM |
Hoh SiS
SnaanS | I am DavidLewisWhite | Fun is infinite at SeS EnteretnE |
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| 30 Nov 2013 03:15 PM |
I hate that book series.
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| 30 Nov 2013 03:33 PM |
| the author is actually 4 people |
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