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| 30 Nov 2013 02:26 AM |
-Intelligence Noobs are known to have a severely low intelligence, even being as low as a guest. Some noobs are smarter than others, and vice versa. They have been known to do very stupid things, involving dying in order to reach a goal. They may on occasion work together, although this is rare.
-Religion The noobs give praise to a plethora of higher beings. The most recognized being is most likely Jaredvaldez, and his many reincarnations. He is known for stealing places, an act common within the noob community. Many of these beings are just noobs with a higher intelligence level. Many of them have been banned, but most go on to have many reincarnations.
-Fighting A noob usually uses tactics similar to a guest, which involves click-spamming whatever they happen to be holding. Noobs can be allied, although they are very unpredictable and can turn on you at any moment. They are dangerous in packs, and are a force to be reckoned with.
-Intelligent Noobs Intelligent noobs are rare, and also very dangerous. They are usually the leader of a pack of less-intelligent noobs or guests. Very rarely they can be seen to have lots of experience when fighting with brickbattle weapons. An unwary user can be the victim of a rogue rocket or superball attack. These noobs should be avoided, and should be handled by trained professionals.
-Notes on Noobs Noobs are usually involved in many questioning situations. The most common is being stuck in a wall. They are more likely to have a higher evasiveness than normal players, being a swift and agile target. They can drive vehicles to an extent, and can operate ranged weapons with deadly accuracy. Noobs are thought to have a higher health than normal players, although this is just a rumor. |
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