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| 27 Nov 2013 01:47 PM |
| YOU'RE A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. YOUR SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. YOU SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR YOUR BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. YOU HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH YOURSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. YOU UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ARSEHOLE PAGEANTS, AND YOU HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT BUTTFACE HIMSELF. YOUR BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND YOUR FACE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FREAKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF CRAP." WHEN YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR, YOUR REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE YOU WET MYSELF IN SHAME. SO GO CONSIDER YOUR LIFE CAREFULLY. |
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| 27 Nov 2013 01:48 PM |
| COPY PASTING MASTER RIGHT HERE FOLKS!!! |
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| 27 Nov 2013 01:51 PM |
you got it right it was copied from this page on homestuck
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005872 |
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