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| 24 Nov 2013 10:46 PM |
I have 5:
5: I Like Shorts! Their comfy and easy to wear! 4: "Father? Are you Space?" "Yes son, now we can be a family." 3: MEDIC! 2: What the heck kind of name is "Soap?" 1: That's right! I remember now! His name is _____!
"Father? Are you Space?" "Yes son, now we can be a family." |
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| 24 Nov 2013 11:55 PM |
| "I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out against a black sea of ignorance!" |
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maddog08
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| 25 Nov 2013 07:50 AM |
3. Should be ramade to this: DOCTOR!! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?! HA HA! I HAVE NO IDEA!!! *ubercharge* AHAHAHAHAHA I AM BULLET PROOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 25 Nov 2013 08:05 AM |
Alright...
3: I HAVE NO IDEAAAAAA! |
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| 25 Nov 2013 08:57 AM |
| "Your power level must be over 9000!" |
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bob8644
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| 25 Nov 2013 09:51 AM |
| " Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of lockpicking, take it with you. " |
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tydog98
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| 25 Nov 2013 02:14 PM |
"Who will I eat icecream with?"
Never tell me the odds |
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| 25 Nov 2013 03:26 PM |
"Who will I eat icecream with?" x2 |
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Noivern
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| 25 Nov 2013 03:27 PM |
"Who will I eat icecream with?" x3 |
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JJFtw
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| 25 Nov 2013 03:29 PM |
| "when japanese ppl laugh they try to connect to multiple world wide webs (www) this is because of their strong reliable Toyota programming" |
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| 25 Nov 2013 03:58 PM |
My favorite quote is from Postal Guy 2, or possibly 1, anyway here it is: "You probably thought you weren't going to die today, surprise." |
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| 25 Nov 2013 04:30 PM |
"I'm a father, too." *ethan shoots the guy in the face*
best part of the whole game |
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| 27 Nov 2013 06:01 PM |
"You shouldn't Point Guns at people, They...Could...HURT...SOMEONE!" *Shoots Elias Multiple Times*
-Rourke |
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| 27 Nov 2013 06:10 PM |
"War..war never changes."
-A smile will get you far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.- |
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Jro1311
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| 27 Nov 2013 06:27 PM |
| "Need a dispenser here" - Scout |
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| 28 Nov 2013 03:24 AM |
"The war never changes... Or does it? No. Yes?" -Intro of Duty Calls |
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| 28 Nov 2013 07:24 AM |
| 'No, no. You're doing it wrong' |
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spink00
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| 28 Nov 2013 08:36 AM |
"It takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him."
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monty155
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| 28 Nov 2013 08:49 AM |
| "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh." |
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