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Re: The Roblox Bible: Old and New Testaments

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Shadowfan682 is not online. Shadowfan682
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24 Nov 2013 07:53 AM
Genesis 1: The First Seven Days
There was a man named Builderman, he was the God of all Roblox, he had made a planet called "Robloxia".

The Planet itself has succeded in powerful production and mass of Administrators. But, Builderman himself created a planet in just 7 days.

On the first day, flowers bloomed and plants were made.
On the Second day, Rivers and lakes were made.
On the third day, Ground was made and so was grass.
On the fourth day, People were made, but just one.
On the fifth day, animals were made.
On the sixth day, new things were made.
On the seventh day, Builderman left the planet alone.

This concludes Genesis 1.
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SwiftsProtectionSuit is not online. SwiftsProtectionSuit
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24 Nov 2013 07:57 AM
Roblox created the Robloxian universe, builderman was the first Angel, blaspheme!!
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Shadowfan682 is not online. Shadowfan682
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24 Nov 2013 08:00 AM
In my idea, Builderman was God and Roblox was Jesus.
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SwiftsProtectionSuit is not online. SwiftsProtectionSuit
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24 Nov 2013 08:03 AM
So is jesus more powerful than god?


I'm an Atheist but I'm smart enough to know that if something like this were to happen roblox would be god, hence the name...
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Shadowfan682 is not online. Shadowfan682
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24 Nov 2013 08:09 AM
Do you want me to do Genesis 2 and fix the mistake?
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SwiftsProtectionSuit is not online. SwiftsProtectionSuit
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24 Nov 2013 08:32 AM
It's up to you.
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LeslieVernon is not online. LeslieVernon
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24 Nov 2013 08:54 AM
ROBLOX is just a joint account used by the other mods and admins for what ever purpose.
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Shadowfan682 is not online. Shadowfan682
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24 Nov 2013 09:55 AM
Genesis 2: The Garden of Eden

There was a Robloxian, his name was John Doe. He roamed The Garden of Eden in search for a shelter. As then, a woman was made, her name was Jane Doe. She and John roamed the Garden in search for clothing. They had finally made leather for clothing.

They roamed the Garden in search for food, finally, they had found an apple. But, it was a dangerous apple.

Genesis 3: Snake In The Garden

The Garden had a snake, it was a poisonus snake that poisoned apple. It tried to trick Jane into not believing in Builderman. The Snake rna away and she had tried to kill the snake with the poisoned apple.

Genesis 4 is coming soon!
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SwiftsProtectionSuit is not online. SwiftsProtectionSuit
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24 Nov 2013 10:01 AM
And how come non of the important things were put in there?


I mean the invention of the troll.



Online Dating..


Such and such.
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zepher32 is not online. zepher32
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24 Nov 2013 12:01 PM
What about the bans?
How would you explain that?
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Kipec is not online. Kipec
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24 Nov 2013 12:15 PM
I am an atheist this roblox bible does not make sense, now that I think of the real one doesn't either... Okay I am atheist on both sides now.
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zepher32 is not online. zepher32
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24 Nov 2013 12:18 PM
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
pr4se roblocs hallalooyuh
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Kipec is not online. Kipec
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24 Nov 2013 12:21 PM
I have found a bible that makes sense!

http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
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tahu157 is not online. tahu157
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24 Nov 2013 01:18 PM
Hate to break it to ya, but Shedletsky beat you to it:

http://blog.roblox.com/2006/12/

Read the article all the way at the bottom.

Blame John.
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Sonicjr723 is not online. Sonicjr723
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24 Nov 2013 01:58 PM
The ROBLOX Bible:

A bunch of grown men gathered together to make a game somewhat influenced by lego. They made the game, and a bunch of children joined it. The End.
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aznguyitran is not online. aznguyitran
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24 Nov 2013 02:01 PM
Actually that is wrong

the first was Admin
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Shadowfan682 is not online. Shadowfan682
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24 Nov 2013 05:07 PM
Genesis 4: The Flood

Builderman was tired of Robloxia being mean to each other. The forums were attacking eachother and being very mean. Specially Off Topic. So Builderman wanted to flood Roblox, except ATR. "All Things Roblox..." Builderman said "You shall build an Ark and round up animals."

Robloxians from ATR sat down and rounded up animals while building the Ark. As then, flooding had started to occur. Robloxians from ATR ran up onto the ark "I see something up ahead..." the ATRers said.

It was a rainbow, the flooding had stopped hours later.

End of Genesis 4.
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transformerclay is not online. transformerclay
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24 Nov 2013 05:12 PM
builderman is a bot, you know that right?

all you can eat pizza night
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Sonicjr723 is not online. Sonicjr723
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24 Nov 2013 05:24 PM
I will just wait for you to realize how corny this is.
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aznguyitran is not online. aznguyitran
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24 Nov 2013 06:37 PM
Yeah this is sonic

Lol
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