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| 23 Nov 2013 10:47 PM |
| In the beginning, there was nothing, there was simply an all consuming blackness, nothing to touch, nothing to taste, nothing to smell, nothing to hear, and nothing to see, until... A giant explosion rippled throughout the universe! And you were born... You possesed an inherent sentience, as well as a taste for the destruction and creation of your universe. You can do anything, be anything... Some will call you a God, others a force of nature, but you are a creator and a destroyer, and you will not rest until your whims have been satisfied... |
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| 23 Nov 2013 10:50 PM |
Well then, I suppose the first thing I should do is create some light. I create a floating orb of light.
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| 23 Nov 2013 10:53 PM |
| The orb sits there for a moment, dull, colorless, and small, before it explodes into a ball of gaseous flame, bright red, and huge. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 10:56 PM |
I quite like my creation. Now, step two - I create some rings to orbit the red sphere. Same color as the sphere, as well.
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| 23 Nov 2013 10:59 PM |
| The rings are formed from a normally colorless gas, which changes color when introduced to heat, it takes on the bright red of the sphere and the rings orbit it. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
Good. Now that I have that done, perhaps I should create something else. I create an object that I call a "Planet". It is comprised primarily out of a solid that I call "Rock".
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:06 PM |
| The creation is a mammoth and is half as huge as the orb, it orbits around it slowly, there is nothing to sustain life, and the world is a barren, inhospitible wasteland, marred with volcanos and giant jagged knife-like cliffs. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:10 PM |
I cool it down. I add a liquid that I will call "Water" to the planet, so that 22% of it's surface is covered in water.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:12 PM |
| The water goes to the lowest ground, filling it up and creating oceans and lakes, and small inlets, but there are no tides, the water is stagnant and does not move. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:17 PM |
In that case, I create tides and waves. I also create three moons, which will dictate the tides on the surface of my planet.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:17 PM |
Miley was made and everyone started twerking. The end.
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An unknown object seen from a distance away, white with spots comes nearer and nearer, forming tides and light up the night sky after sunset. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:18 PM |
I destroy the unknown object.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:19 PM |
| (fine continue with yours then) |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:19 PM |
| The tides wash over the land, rivers flow, and the oceans swell according to your moons, despite the knifelike cliffs and the rocky surface, the site is quite beautifal, but who is there to see it except you? |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:23 PM |
Why, that was exactly why I made such a beautiful site! But all there is currently is ravines, oceans, lakes and so forth. What I need to do is add some variety. Ah, there's a good idea - Lush, green forests will populate my planet!
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:30 PM |
| It starts with a single seed, growing spontaneously in minutes, the tree is a giant, sturdy specimen, standing over 300 feet tall, it's trunk is a dull grey, and it's roots are like a web of iron, piercing the hard stone ground. It's healthy, green leaves, appear tipped with razors, sharp and cruel, from there, it begins to create seeds, as bushes, with blood red needles and grass, sharp like a scythe, it seems to whistle in the wind as gasses are slowly created, soon, an atmosphere forms from the oxygen of the plants, but the growth doesn't end on land either, in the water, giant, towering masses of kelp are created. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:34 PM |
Now, I spend time observing the beauty of my creation. Perhaps someone to share this world with won't be too bad. I create a race of creatures called "Humans", along with many kinds of animals and flowers, to populate my planet. I will let them name their planet - They should have that liberty, after all.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:42 PM |
| The humans speak but a single language, and are of little quantity, they mainly hunt and gather, for they have no knowledge of agriculture, they are troubled by the ferocity of the beasts, some of which are huge, bear like creatures, which are at least four times as tall as the humans, and poisonus serpents which twist around their feet and bite at their calves. The humans live in fear of the beasts, and mainly live in caves, they have very little tools besides stones and sharpened sticks, and have nothing with which to heat themselves, they call the world "Anshacka, the Cruel Mistress." |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:48 PM |
Well then, I shall send twelve humans dreams on how to set up farms, the dreams lasting twelve nights.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:50 PM |
Well then, I shall send twelve humans dreams on how to set up f.arms, the dreams lasting twelve nights.
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:51 PM |
(Sorry for the double post, it said that there was a word in that that wasn't allowed although it must've posted it...)
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:51 PM |
| The humans dream, but some do not wake, as some are assumed to have died of hunger and are burried alive, however, 9 do wake up, and begin to convince their tribe members to gather seeds, they are planted outside the cave, but sometimes the crops are trampled due to beasts. |
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| 23 Nov 2013 11:56 PM |
Then give the 9 survivors instructions on weapon-making.
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| 24 Nov 2013 12:01 AM |
| The 9 survivors teach their tribes how to make weapons, stones are lashed to sticks to make spears, and slings are made from corded animal sinew. Some of the tribes begin to think a god is watching and teaching them. (Which is true here)The tribes begin to hunt more efficiently, and even begin to hunt in groups. |
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| 24 Nov 2013 12:06 AM |
Good. I decide that these nine men and women have served me well, and should earn some kind of reward. I observe them, and try to decide what the reward should be.
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