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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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23 Nov 2013 08:28 PM
Fun fun fun
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SuburbanLegend is not online. SuburbanLegend
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23 Nov 2013 08:28 PM
>be me
>be 18
>be forced to help the special needs department at school to make up for failing gym last year
>be chaperone for tard field trip to six flags
>teacher suggests I bring a movie for the tards to watch on the bus ride there
>hoping to pick something they'd like, I brought Shrek
>DVD menu pops up, tards seem to be happy with the choice
>all of a sudden, this ultra-obese, downs tard named Shane jumps from his seat
>"No! Dish movie is big babies, heuh heuh", he exclaimed
>other tards start squealing, "I'm no baby", demanding I switch out the movie
>Bus driver getting irritated
>Without a split second, the bus started shaking disproportionately to the road
>A large green fist punctured through the roof of the bus
>omg
>A ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ, and extremely ᴘɪssᴇᴅ off Shrek busts through the roof, crushing shane as he landed, shattering all the poor tard's bones
>Bus driver begins freaking out, swerving in fear along the road
>still alive and in agony, shrek picks shane up from under his feet
>"Laddeh, you better check yourself before you shrek yourself"
>all the tards watch and laugh as shrek tears shane's clothing
>Shrek brutally shoves his 16 inch eshrekt ᴄᴏᴄᴋ down shane's throat
>Spit and blood douse shrek's ᴄᴏᴄᴋ
>Shane's gag reflex gives out, and he vomits all over shrek's ᴄᴏᴄᴋ
>"Bedder out den en, I always say"
>throws shane's dying body out the widow, hitting every car on the interstate
>85 car pile up
>the tards and I scramble to the back of bus, in some futile attempt to avoid ogre sᴏᴅᴏᴍʏ
>police helicopter hovers overhead
>ᴡʜᴀᴛᴛʜᴇғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢғᴜᴄᴋɪsɢᴏɪɴɢᴏɴ??
>Shrek is now pretty ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘɪssᴇᴅ
>grabs extremely autistic kid by his feet
>screams and kicks like a ʙɪᴛᴄʜ
>Shrek effortlessly rips the tard in half
>throws tard at an ungodly speed out of the window, hitting the police helicopter
>direct impact causes tard's guts and mutilated body to tangle the propeller
>begins plummeting towards the bus
>tards and I scream ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ
>suddenly, all goes black
>I wake up
>fire all around me
>destroyed cars and dead bodies all around me
>surprised I was still alive, I weakly said to myself, "Its over..."
>as soon as I closed my eyes again, the stench of onions and sounds of farts penetrated my senses
>ғᴜᴄᴋғᴜᴄᴋғᴜᴄᴋғᴜᴄᴋ
>its shrek
>"Its not ogre til i say its ogre laddeh"
>shrek throws me high into the air as he lays on the ground
>As I fall to earth, I see his ogre ᴄᴏᴄᴋ aimed for my tight, ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ ᴀɴᴜs
>life flashed before my eyes
>In a grueseome impact, I land on shrek's green member
>penetrates through my mouth
>begins thrusting me up and down his shaft
>spins me around ᴄᴏᴄᴋ as he ᴄᴜᴍs green onion sauce like a fountain through my mouth
>shrek is love, shrek is life

We can dance if we want to!
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WisdomHolder is not online. WisdomHolder
Joined: 15 Sep 2013
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23 Nov 2013 08:31 PM
@Sub

Well, better make three cuts tonight instead of two...
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SuburbanLegend is not online. SuburbanLegend
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23 Nov 2013 08:32 PM
@Wis

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

We can dance if we want to!
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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23 Nov 2013 08:33 PM
Shrek is a lie

Only Spode is true
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iwantpsp is not online. iwantpsp
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23 Nov 2013 08:34 PM
@sub

You are disgusting.
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SuburbanLegend is not online. SuburbanLegend
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23 Nov 2013 08:36 PM
@psp

you are lie.

We can dance if we want to!
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