Zegions
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:39 PM |
I intend on joining the army, and fighting for my country and its pride. Because of what I learned on ROBLOX, I know that I will be a valuable and effective soldier in every way, shape, and form.
SALUTE! - Future Recruit for United States Army |
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Crakkitty
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:40 PM |
| always say 'rekt' after you kill someone irl |
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:40 PM |
NEVER USE COVER, SOLDIER!
JUMP AROUND AND FIRE IN ALL DIRECTIONS! |
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Jacobdg69
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Enzo01234
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:40 PM |
you wont last a day
is this troll
who joins the army because they're good with roblox clans
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EliteTiki
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:41 PM |
I could see you bunny hoping arround a battle field.
I'm dirty dan! |
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Enzo01234
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:41 PM |
remember to say rekt
never jump in a same pattern
use mouselock
goodluck cadet
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Zegions
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:41 PM |
| Yes, I plan on utilizing the jumping and dodging method popularized by RCL, which I think has been oddly neglected by real life armies. Hopefully my methods will revolutionize warfare and its plethora of strategies to some extent. |
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:42 PM |
| People say battle field? Well anyways, the Army has a 50% chance of being deployed in a combat zone. |
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Jacobdg69
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:43 PM |
"always say 'rekt' after you kill someone irl"
HAHAHAHAHHA LOOOOOL |
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Zegions
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:46 PM |
| I'm going to do what I can to ensure that I'm on front lines, for my country. And indeed, my battle cry will be "REKT!" |
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fordo800
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:51 PM |
You should probably train for that first.
Run 1.5 miles in boots under 12 minutes 6 pull-ups from a dead hang. No time limit 50 sit-ups in 2 minutes 45 push-ups in 2 minutes |
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Zullway
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:52 PM |
| Good luck, Remember don't be too loyal, IRL That will come back and bite you |
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Enzo01234
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:54 PM |
and remember, when you need a break, say
"im going afk guys dont kill me"
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:56 PM |
Oh god. I don't know how to respond.
Good luck out there~
~AvO~ |
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Zegions
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| 19 Nov 2013 06:56 PM |
| Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sensing that some of you might be trolling me a tad bit? |
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Enzo01234
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| 19 Nov 2013 07:03 PM |
are you srs
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elite6247
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| 19 Nov 2013 07:34 PM |
How the heck does roblox clans prepare you for real militaries? I mean, even I'm not an expert and I realize that clans have absolutely bugger all to do with how actual militaries work.
At best they taught you to say "Yes Sir" and kiss up to the rank highest to you. |
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Arcainek
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| 19 Nov 2013 07:36 PM |
WASD JUMP JUMP JUMP FIRE YELL "rekt"
REPEAT |
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| 20 Nov 2013 05:13 PM |
@Fordo, that is what the army does? I do not follow the army that much. I only follow the Corps. It doesn't seem like the army does much at all for PT if that is what they do. |
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rrytry
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| 20 Nov 2013 05:18 PM |
>Enters battlefied >Rages >Claims autowin >Gets shot and tries to respawn
-this man is a legend- |
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