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| 19 Nov 2013 11:07 AM |
My cat is stuck in the microwave. And I can't open the door because it needs to be plugged in to open the door. And I can't plug it in because there is a powercut.
Help! |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:07 AM |
so if the door cant open, how did your cat get in
u silly goose |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:07 AM |
microwave busters
im buttducker add 3k to my post count |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:08 AM |
| Because my cat got in and shut the door BEFORE the power cut. |
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Hectris
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:08 AM |
| Pry off the door with a crowbar. |
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darko29
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:13 AM |
Plug it in, turn it on and watch it get fried from the insides...
...Cats suck |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:25 AM |
"Plug it in, turn it on and watch it get fried from the insides..."
I told you we need the power. And I'm not going to fry my cat what the heck? |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:26 AM |
We tried prying it open but it wouldn't budge. We also can't smash it as it's a present and my mother would be upset if it got damaged.
On the other hand we need my cat out NOW. |
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MrPhelps
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:26 AM |
Put it outside.
~Peperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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darko29
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:27 AM |
"I told you we need the power."
Then pull her out by breaking the door with your manpower (if you have any), you pansy.
"And I'm not going to fry my cat what the heck?"
Why not?
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:27 AM |
"Put it outside."
What would putting my microwave outside do...? |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:29 AM |
"Then pull her out by breaking the door with your manpower (if you have any), you pansy."
It's a really strong door ok? Even my dad can't get it open and he is STRONG.
"Why not?"
Because I'm not sick? |
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darko29
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:30 AM |
"It's a really strong door ok? Even my dad can't get it open and he is STRONG."
Time for you to shine, sport.
"Because I'm not sick?"
Actually you seem to have a cold. But what does being ill have to do with getting your cat out of the microwave? |
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MrPhelps
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:31 AM |
Putting it outside would um....um.....
Make the fact that your cat is in the microwave no longer the immediate problem, because he is now outside and in the microwave!
It's all about priorities.
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Skanea
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:32 AM |
TELL A PARENT QUICK
Official OT Pinkie Pie and Gypsy-That's the power of Pine Sol, bby |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:33 AM |
"Time for you to shine, sport."
I'm not as strong as my dad, he's a fully grown man.
"Actually you seem to have a cold. But what does being ill have to do with getting your cat out of the microwave?"
I just...don't want to fry my cat because I love my cat and don't want her to get fried. Try make a joke out of THAT. |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:34 AM |
"TELL A PARENT QUICK"
I did. They're as clueless as me. |
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MrPhelps
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:36 AM |
GET THE FLAME THROWERS
MELT THE THING AND GET THE CAT OUT!
~Pepperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:37 AM |
| I told you it's a present to my mother! It's very important to her and she would be upset if it got damaged. |
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MrPhelps
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:39 AM |
Which is more important, a stupid microwave, or a kitty?
NOW SMASH THE GLASS/PLASTIC ON THE FRONT, AND GRAB THE KITTY!
~Pepperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:41 AM |
You have no idea how important this is to her. She loves that microwave to pieces, which might sound weird to you but that's the way she is.
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MrPhelps
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:41 AM |
DESTROY IT, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
If your mom resists, murder.
Kitty must survive.
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Skanea
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:41 AM |
PETS OVER APPLIANCES BRO
Official OT Pinkie Pie and Gypsy-That's the power of Pine Sol, bby |
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| 19 Nov 2013 11:43 AM |
| It's more serious than you think. Its's a case of choosing the cat or my mother, as she cannot live with that microwave... |
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