HiIoman
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:37 PM |
Well, I was coming from my First Aid class in last period (I'm going to go to medical school in Germany & be a doctor after I graduate), and then I went to the bathroom to fix my hair because it got all messed up when I went to my classroom in the portables and it was really windy (my hair is really long and gets tangled bc of it). Ok, so after I went to fix my hair I opened the door to the bathroom and because the schools architect was the dumbest architect alive, the doors open outward instead of inward. So there was this huge crash when I opened the door and I freaked out because I just sent a door flying into someones face like omg. WELL. The boy I /like/ was on the other side of the door that I unintentionally threw into his face. He was on the ground and his nose was bleeding and he was looking at me. I freaked out even more and was like "omg r u ok?" I sounded so stupid and probably stuttered, I can't remember. I helped him up and he was like "I think my nose is broken!" and I wanted to cry so I was like "Lets go to the nurse!" because there was a lot of blood coming out of his nose and I was too freaked to use my first aid skills. So we went to the nurse's office and she wasn't there for some reason? So THAT'S when I got the idea, "Hey. I'll make a move on him" so I called his name and when he turned his head, I hit him in the head with a metal rod used to prop up the table because it was loose. He fell on the floor and screamed so I had to hit him with it again to knock him out FML. I think I hit him too hard because blood started to come out, but that didn't matter. When he was unconscious, I nailed his hands and feet to the floor after making a quick stop to the wood shop class because by now all the people that were here were custodians. Using the blood that was coming out of the wounds from the nails, I drew a rune with him in the center. It was REALLY hard to draw ok? I had to like get under him and his stupid fat body. When that was done, I pulled out my grimoire and began to read from the really hard to pronounce pages that were written in ancient Hebrew. As I was reading the passage his body started to jut and spasm. He started to shake A WHOLE LOT?? Like, I thought he was having a seizure or something. But then I swore I could hear his muscles tearing and his bones shattering. I was smiling. It was really happening! His body started lifting up but was held in place by the nails, blood started pouring out of the wounds. Not really pouring, kind of like when you're trying REALLY hard to get out the last bit of toothpaste, he really looked like something was crushing him. Then, oh my god, IT HAPPENED! Something looked like it was punching up out of his ribs and he woke up, he was screaming. It must have hurt really bad or something? I don't know. I would have loved to be the one to bring King Paimon into our world. Then his sternum cracked open and his flesh peeled away as blood erupted out. Paimon's bony claws ripped him open more and it made me giggle. He climed out and I was so extatic. I know Paimon won't hurt me because he's REALLY loyal. We just need to wait until the next full moon at the witching hour so we can hopefully (I have lots of hope, don't worry) bring his many legions of demons into our world and reign over like he deserves to.
And that's how I got into my first commitment with someone. |
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noahwawa
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HiIoman
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:39 PM |
| its very important read it all |
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Zaruq
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:39 PM |
I post before I read.
get buff |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:40 PM |
| I definitely don't want you to hit me with a door. |
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Seergaze
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HiIoman
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MrPhelps
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:41 PM |
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
~Pepperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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Seergaze
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HiIoman
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:42 PM |
@blue
crucifixion is when you nail their hands and feet to a cross and execute them for crimes |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:43 PM |
I thought this was going to be a normal story about hurting your "crush". I was so wrong.
;-;
-I'm happy |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:43 PM |
i will throw my cross at you now *throws cross* at hiloman.
-anti brony here- |
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mars1224
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:43 PM |
omg yes
i saw that i was the boy in a bikini with some pompoms right outside of the nurse's office
[5% is all i need] |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:43 PM |
What? So you killed your crush?
≈#MasculinistForEqualRights≈ |
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HiIoman
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MrPhelps
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:44 PM |
Now that I read it all, I don't get it.
What happened at the end?
~Pepperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:45 PM |
this is fake i know it.
-anti brony here- |
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HiIoman
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:45 PM |
@mrphelps
this is just the beginning |
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MrPhelps
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:47 PM |
I still don't get it.
~Pepperidge Farm Remembers~ |
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foxbilder
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:49 PM |
| Well, that escalated quickly |
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:50 PM |
i said i love you for a typo now i dont
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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HiIoman
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| 14 Nov 2013 04:51 PM |
@phelps
the full moon is coming on the 18th
@fox
dont meme on my posts |
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