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| 09 Nov 2013 10:28 PM |
I drove in my old grey truck to your fathers house, and all his children was home! While I was walking in the door, I stepped on a smashed mug. I immediately yelped "HOLY OGERLORDS" and fell. The whole house shook, it was cool. Gave your father a heart attack.
Anyways, When I fell people came running because they thought North Korea nuked us, but when they realized it was me, your father was like "WOAH! You stepped on glass!" then one of his children said "At least he didn't sit ;)"
What does this mean? I'm sitting on his couch trying to think of what to say. |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:33 PM |
| I need to pee, where's a volcano? |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:34 PM |
Well, grampa.
I believe, first of all,
You need to lose some weight before the American army shoots you.
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:34 PM |
it means you'll have a good job in the future and you'll open a fruit shop in your past time
~ If you're reading this, you can read. ~ |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:37 PM |
I weight 946 pounds tho, grandson.
I weigh more then a wrecking ball.
Even Miley Cyrus would ride me.
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:38 PM |
If Miley Cyrus rides you, clean yourself.
Please.
SO BOODIFUL |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:40 PM |
| She's shiny though. She's more shiny then your grandmother. |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:41 PM |
Grandmother is dead, grandpa.
SO BOODIFUL |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:43 PM |
| SHE IS?! OH GOD I BETTER CALL SOMEONE.. |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:46 PM |
| Grandpa,where do babies come from? |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:47 PM |
When a mother and father loves each other very much, and are not married, they get really close,
AND THEY SHT ON THE BIBLE |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:49 PM |
So, does the bible spit out babies?
SO BOODIFUL |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:49 PM |
| Um... Grandpa... That was my mug.... Replace it NAO |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:50 PM |
| I have no money after the club - just pick the glass out of my ass and glue it together. |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:52 PM |
| No... THAT WAS MY SPECIAL MUG.... ;-; |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:52 PM |
| Tell them um ... IDK GRANDPA! |
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| 09 Nov 2013 10:56 PM |
| Beckie,get out,you're a disgrace to this family for having one post. |
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