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| 07 Nov 2013 07:31 PM |
Ryan Gosling as Ultra Macaulay Culkin as Mario Harrison Ford as Swift Brad Dourif as Leslie Morgan Freeman as Aznguyitran
Also starring Justin Bieber as PS2.
10/10 action-thriller psychological hybrid. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 07:41 PM |
"Brad Dourif"
Yes.
Just, yes. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 07:43 PM |
"I run the bar where we all hang out at right"
Yeah and your business is used as a cover for laundering money through Leslie's crime syndicate, Swift is a police officer investigating said empire and I am a hired-gun going after Swift. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. The film is narrated by Morgan Freeman, aka AZN. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 08:04 PM |
"Zack Snyder and Josh Whedon"
That's a pretty big typo. Let me fix it.
*Robert Rodriguez and James Cameron |
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| 07 Nov 2013 08:18 PM |
| Can I be in this theoretical movie? ;o) |
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| 07 Nov 2013 08:54 PM |
You've never seen Spy Kids?
And his action scenes are inferior to Cameron's.
Watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YU0hQEZ5M |
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| 07 Nov 2013 09:02 PM |
"Can I be in this theoretical movie? ;o)"
Ye. Are you OK with being portrayed by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? You will be one of Leslie's top henchmen. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 09:19 PM |
Alright so the film ends with me faking Swift's death after becoming a target of assassination myself (as Leslie doesn't trust me due to my conflicting loyalties.) and heading out to the bar to confront Leslie on my lonesome. I get into a brief brawl with Thunda before being stabbed to death by Leslie. Leslie and Thunda celebrate their victory before being interrupted by Swift who walks into the bar with a shotgun killing Thunda and Mario. Swift turns the shotgun on Leslie, but it won't fire. Leslie pulls out a voodoo doll of Swift and pushes multiple pins into its heart killing Swift.
The film concludes with AZN narrating that Leslie's empire is able to conquer the criminal underworld and eventually control the president becoming The Illuminati. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 09:29 PM |
Swift's character is a washed-out detective who has spent the entirety of his career trying to bring down Leslie's empire, at the end of the film he knows that the only way to bring it down is through physical force and decides to eliminate central members of the syndicate this includes you who launders a lot of the syndicate's money through the bar.
Leslie's character possesses immortality and is able to influence weaker minds which is why he was able to kill Swift at the end of the film as Swift had broken down mentally.
Everything connects. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 10:45 PM |
OHHH YEEE!
I just finished playing Max Payne, so I can picture this perfectly.
Sorry Mario you were in the way, thanks for the beeer though. |
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| 07 Nov 2013 10:53 PM |
Good job swift
*Throws Confetti* |
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| 07 Nov 2013 11:26 PM |
| Thanks Anzg, I heard you got to god part. |
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| 08 Nov 2013 12:27 PM |
the film was a critical success and made twice its budget
sequel has been confirmed guys |
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| 08 Nov 2013 12:31 PM |
| *stands up clapping and hugs Ultra* |
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