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Re: LiLDJx: The Biography (Page 1)

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InTheVoid is not online. InTheVoid
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06 Nov 2013 09:40 PM
This is the story of LiLDJx, the 7-foot tall, 3000-pound-lifting, insanely black, football player. Although this seems like he is the epitome of physical health, allow me to clarify what these descriptions mean from LiLDJx's view. By 7 feet tall, he means 7 of his fat, defunct, globs of fat which were once his feet. In reality, this height is around 60 inches total. By 300-pound-lifting, he means his personal school bus, which has been reinforced with pure steel, that on a daily basis must slowly lift his spherically deformed body up out of his bed and transport him to his "special" school for "special" kids, where he is wheeled around by a personal janitor who must constantly clean up LiLDJx's tears. Although he lives right next store, this trip takes around 50 gallons of gasoline because of the tremendous weight. By insanely black, he means, well, insanely black. That part was pretty self-explanatory. And, of course, by football player, he means that strange game he enjoys doing the majority of his life in which he fondles his balls with his feet while looking at strange pictures on the internet (presumably of techni-colored equines.)
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mugge47 is not online. mugge47
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06 Nov 2013 09:41 PM
wtf did i just read

Swinging on da vine: Mango (Mango?)
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ajhockeyfan is not online. ajhockeyfan
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06 Nov 2013 09:42 PM
Read the first few lines in fresh prince of bel air. Make one for me pls
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skullkid00x is not online. skullkid00x
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06 Nov 2013 09:43 PM
When he says "I just got back from practice" he actually means he just got back from playing madden
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InTheVoid is not online. InTheVoid
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06 Nov 2013 09:44 PM
You read the truth.
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dinomtie23 is not online. dinomtie23
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06 Nov 2013 09:46 PM
well that was cute
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sasukeKurosakiX12389 is not online. sasukeKurosakiX12389
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06 Nov 2013 09:46 PM
Wow xD

So, Until We Meet Again... Stay Gold.
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DukeOfDarkness is not online. DukeOfDarkness
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06 Nov 2013 09:47 PM
Lol
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InTheVoid is not online. InTheVoid
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06 Nov 2013 09:51 PM
Bump 1
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InTheVoid is not online. InTheVoid
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06 Nov 2013 09:53 PM
Damn, he got off before he could read this and post his classic flame.
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