sliger11
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:02 PM |
| she was like "dont do it, please i didnt do anything to you!" then i heard a large scream uh oh |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
Go back to sleep if you smell something THEN be worried
oɹq pɐɯ noʎ |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
It's just her father taking away her phone. No big deal.
~"..." says the disappointed Vaktovian~ |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
call the police.
tell them someone stole your sweetroll.
#ObsoketeReferences |
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eletrowiz
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| Joined: 08 Dec 2008 |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
| Plot twist; no one lives next door. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:03 PM |
turn off your computer and stop attention seeking
swoggity swig, what's under the wig? |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:04 PM |
obsolete*
damn my hands.
*smokebomb* *Disappear* |
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Vexterity
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:04 PM |
it's something that rhymes with ape. you should probably call the cops.
-//kiss my sass\\- |
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Candiigal
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| Joined: 28 Sep 2009 |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:04 PM |
at 2AM each night there's this couple that starts screaming at eachother, the girl going "PLEASEEE I DONT WANT TO" and the guy is kinda like "cmon you'll like it <3"
im not sure what they're into but it sounds kinda kinkeh |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:04 PM |
Candiigal, that excited me for a little bit.
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:07 PM |
Because I'm into healthy eating. I think the guy is trying to get her to eat some broccoli. She doesn't want to do it but she may enjoy it.
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:08 PM |
i think they'd be doing the "open the cave for the aiirrplaaaneee" if he's forcing her to eat broccoli just saying |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:09 PM |
| Planes don't land in caves.. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:10 PM |
No, not everyone has to do it that way.
Open the hole for the seed implant...
I'm preparing my alts.
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:10 PM |
| @ibroken, planes do whatever the heck they dam well they please, son |
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:10 PM |
@kaboose
please don't ever have children |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:11 PM |
Planes are not living entities.
They have no pleasures. |
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:11 PM |
@ibroken what if they're just very submissive WHAT THEN? |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:11 PM |
I don't plan to. I might perform a self-inflicted vasectomy one of these days.
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:12 PM |
Ibroken how would you know UR NOT A PLANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AMERICA THE LAND OF YOU ATTACK US WE SCREW YOU OVER FOR THE NEXT FIVE DECADES. -6flyguy6 |
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Candiigal
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:12 PM |
| @kaboose, that sounds painful. but i wish the bet of luck on your endeavors, whatever they may be |
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:18 PM |
It'll be fine. I know some recipes for localized anesthetics.
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Inysa
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| 05 Nov 2013 11:21 PM |
| I'm just going to randomly start making provocative noises whenever I see my neighbors windows open now |
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