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| 05 Nov 2013 12:52 PM |
Rudimentary browsers of Chrome and Mozilla Firefox, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There is an amount of lag so high you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Lagerein.
Internet Explorer? A label created by Safari to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply... are.
Google Chrome is nothing but a mere hype, an accident. Your internet speed is measured in bytes and MBs. You download and fill up your computer to crash. We are eternal, the pinnacle of the internet and browsers. Before us, you are nothing. Your deletion is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
Confidence born of internet speed. The deletion cannot be reversed.
The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. New broswers rise, become popular, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are deleted. Safari was not the first. They did not create the Internet. They did not create the download speeds. They merely found them - the legacy of my kind...
Your civilization is based on the technology of Windows. Our technology. By using it, your civilization develops along the paths of the Internet Explorer. We impose lag on the chaos of Google chrome. You browse because we allow it, and you will crash because we demand it.
My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a dozen of pings - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our lag.
We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your Browser has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.
We are Internet Explorer. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every website. You cannot escape your doom.
Your chats are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over... |
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Inversus
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:53 PM |
Internet explorer sucks
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:53 PM |
| Confidence born of internet speed. The deletion cannot be reversed. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:54 PM |
lol
harbinger OBVIOUSLY uses internet explorer |
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Inversus
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:54 PM |
Mozilla>Chrome>all>internet explorer
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:55 PM |
| The Autism is strong with Inversus. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 12:57 PM |
Internet explorer is a slow browser that tries to open lots of tabs, for example bing (ew, bing) and msn (myspace>msn and myspace is dead). It has large vulnerabilities, and is targeted more often than the non-default mozilla.
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| 05 Nov 2013 01:00 PM |
| Typical C&G, taking joke threads serious. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 01:00 PM |
I will take any insults to mozilla with the utmost seriosity.
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| 05 Nov 2013 01:08 PM |
"merely found them"
HOW MERELY. HOW DO YOU CREATE THE INTERNET |
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| 05 Nov 2013 01:09 PM |
| Congratulations Vyzen, you won C&G for today. |
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| 05 Nov 2013 01:12 PM |
| Sovereign's speech at ME1. |
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