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Re: This thread is a joke, and so are you.

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Precipice is not online. Precipice
Joined: 01 Nov 2011
Total Posts: 76
07 Oct 2013 08:00 PM
hey there too all you hockey players from other leagues that havent grown out of the saying "get out" in every thread you dont like joke
just a casual reminder baumz hockey grew larger and became twice as active as your league in only 4-6 months, more than yours could in maybe even several years
its not too late to convert, and this guide will teach you everything you need to know about it

heres a biography of myself for you jk those are boring and nobody cares about those
this is the magnum opus of any forum post in the hhcl, there will never be an hhcl forum post better than this one nor will there be a biography better than this one

lets start with the basics
hhcl 3 on 3 is 2 offenseman, 1 defender, a couple plays that rarely work in real games, and a ton of luck

well theres all you need to know about the gameplay

HERES HOW YOU PLAY YOUR POSITION

as an offenseman make sure you break the goalie when you shoot the puck so that the goalie doesnt attempt to save it and the puck flies right past him or it just lags straight through him
as a defenseman make sure your checking doesnt break or glitch out and not fling the player when you touch them, or make sure that puck you were clearly standing in front of doesnt go straight through you
as a center make sure you just click really fast when the puck spawns to pass to your wings and hope luck/lag/jesus puts the puck on your stick when it spawns
and remember penalties are perfect in every way there has never been a "bs" penalty given because they are perfect and everything baumz scripts has no flaws even ask him
and if baumz removed penalties and reduced power of checks then there would be a lot less bs but thats irrelevant cause pens are prefect

HERES HOW YOU BECOME A GOOD COACH

first you gotta know your players, you will probly have 3 different types of players (there are more but here are the most important 3)
these are only the good types of players, and sometimes players can be a mix of them

player type 1 "the heretic" are players that usually are extremely hyper and offensive, these players can usually score goals and get penalties really good
they are usually underage, love pewdiepie, and use too many emoticons
remember, more often than not this player will quit your team, this player tends to cause lots of problems in your team and has issues with jealousy
if you try to parent them, they will quit your team because you were too bossy, the best captains for these kind of players are ones that act underage themselves so they will flock there
if you ask them if they are staying on your team for another season they will say "YES :DDD" but they will probly have a mood swing in another week and want to leave you

player type 2 is kinda in between, they will get along with player type 3 but not player type 1, sometimes they wont cause any problems and just ignore the team drama, sometimes they will be the center of it
they play all types of positions, but the most common position i see them play is defense
if you ask them if they are staying on your team they will probly say "idk maybe :/" or "probly" but any good kissup can easily change these players minds, especially after you lose a crucial game

player type 3 "the loyalist" tend to be pretty cool guys that will stay loyal to your team and wont cause problems, instead they will probly be liked by them, sometimes player type 1s wont even become jealous of them
too bad you will never have one of these players because they are busy being selfishly loyal to another team

also dont sign more than 10 players, chances are your players will care more about game time than winning
so if 8 players show up to a game, 6 of them are great and 2 of them are average you will have no reason to play the average players
most of the time they wont understand why you didnt play them, and they will quit your team unless they actually have good attitudes

well theres your types of players that you will need to know

HERE IS HOW TO BECOME A GOOD COACH PART 2

remember every single coach of a super team is a master kissup/manipulator and it is impossible to own one while being a decent person
if you are a decent person other coaches will send you trade offers, dont accept them they are trying to jew you

you know those guys that sit on your bench or watch your players through the glass at your games?
they like to have nice convorsations with your players and tell jokes to them, sometimes you might catch them 1v1ing your player in a server with nobody in it, or even constantly picking that player in pickup games
those guys arent your friends and if you want to keep your players keep them away
sometimes these guys might even be on your team, and they will attempt to usurp you, or leave your team and take all the friends they made with it
after you lose a crucial game, these guys will find it easy to swoop in on your player type 1s, and maybe even snatch a player type 2 from you

if you want to be known as a great captain in the league, try to target the newer captains or the friendlier guys and jew them as hard as possible and remember baumz is in the family
staff members arent abusive or anything, but most of them take themselves and their rank way too seriously

IN THIS ORDER: flame5315 stevetraps thenewmarcopolo and newyoloyork (even though his sense of humor is terrible) are some of the only honest/sincere captains
but nice goyims finish last

well theres all you need to know about the hhcl hope this guide helps and i hope you read it all
its definitely worth reading and written in a joking manner but it has a dose of truth in it have a giggle reading it all for me
theres a little something i hate in everything
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KenKen149 is not online. KenKen149
Joined: 16 Jun 2012
Total Posts: 1360
07 Oct 2013 08:04 PM
I'm still waiting to be accepted into the HHCL group.

I'm not really a newbie but rather really rusty as heck.

Seeing as this is an alt.(Kenny149 is my main)
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wwiifreak11 is not online. wwiifreak11
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07 Oct 2013 08:11 PM
thnx this helped me win 5 cups
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noal63 is not online. noal63
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07 Oct 2013 08:14 PM
wow such a great guide. i would like to pay you for this wonderful guide, how much is it?
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drbat4 is not online. drbat4
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07 Oct 2013 08:14 PM
I just lost respect for this guy without knowing him
HHCL
"try to jew you"
wears jewish symbol
talk about jesus helping you
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LordTinfailFinfail is not online. LordTinfailFinfail
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07 Oct 2013 08:15 PM
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noal63 is not online. noal63
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07 Oct 2013 08:16 PM
doctors just mad that he's some poor goyim, right prec?
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Darkmist101 is not online. Darkmist101
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07 Oct 2013 08:16 PM
I became an allstar in HHCL after 1 read, this guide has it all.
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ajhockeyfan is not online. ajhockeyfan
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07 Oct 2013 08:21 PM
I'm dead ahahahahhah this is golden
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carlosaq is online. carlosaq
Joined: 23 Jan 2012
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07 Oct 2013 08:50 PM
I'll pay you 1 tix for this deal or 0 tix cause I'm yo teammate pls.
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vikingsfan397 is online. vikingsfan397
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07 Oct 2013 08:53 PM
tl;dr
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mjo123 is not online. mjo123
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07 Oct 2013 08:58 PM
i learned how to wallhack from this
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tgross25 is not online. tgross25
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07 Oct 2013 09:15 PM
tl;dr
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SirHurricane is not online. SirHurricane
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07 Oct 2013 09:20 PM
tl;dr
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jackheydude is not online. jackheydude
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07 Oct 2013 11:16 PM
you know those guys that sit on your bench or watch your players through the glass at your games?
they like to have nice convorsations with your players and tell jokes to them, sometimes you might catch them 1v1ing your player in a server with nobody in it, or even constantly picking that player in pickup games
those guys arent your friends and if you want to keep your players keep them away
sometimes these guys might even be on your team, and they will attempt to usurp you, or leave your team and take all the friends they made with it
after you lose a crucial game, these guys will find it easy to swoop in on your player type 1s, and maybe even snatch a player type 2 from you

^
wwiifreak and I.
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PreviousSilent is not online. PreviousSilent
Joined: 20 Jun 2013
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07 Oct 2013 11:30 PM
Oh why thank you. This helped alot. From this thread i won 16 RNHL cups! Amazing.
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JFCODY is not online. JFCODY
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08 Oct 2013 06:34 AM
owat this helped me be the best, owait i already was nvm.
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HashBrowns19 is not online. HashBrowns19
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08 Oct 2013 06:35 AM
tl;dr
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Precipice is not online. Precipice
Joined: 01 Nov 2011
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08 Oct 2013 11:41 AM
im too spaghetti to even check the replies on this thread, i will never scroll down under my own post
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DeAngeloWilliams34 is not online. DeAngeloWilliams34
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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08 Oct 2013 11:54 AM
^spaghetti above
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Precipice is not online. Precipice
Joined: 01 Nov 2011
Total Posts: 76
08 Oct 2013 06:17 PM
ok fine il read down guys

well obviously it will be too long, its a guide for a hockey league
ik you guys are used to stick ball leagues so you dont know how to get into something this complex
heres a guide how to get into stickball hockey/rnhl leagues guys:

chase ball
press a and d to hit ball with stick
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noal63 is not online. noal63
Joined: 24 May 2009
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08 Oct 2013 08:58 PM
instructions were pretty difficult, mind making a film to give me some visual?
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ForumWeaponry is not online. ForumWeaponry
Joined: 10 Sep 2013
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08 Oct 2013 09:02 PM
http://youtu.be/j-EvW4bkAxc
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heatpokemon2 is not online. heatpokemon2
Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Total Posts: 2012
08 Oct 2013 09:12 PM
But mommy, I dun wanna spend 5 hours practicing my shot qq
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Precipice is not online. Precipice
Joined: 01 Nov 2011
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09 Oct 2013 06:31 PM
people dont realize this guide isnt a joke
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