Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:00 AM |
by signing this document you hereby transer all of your properties, possesions, wealth and your soul to quilboar quilboarson IVXIV. should you die in the field, your body will be ground into fine sausage in order to provision the still-living contractors. by signing this you you accept quilly as your deity, and assume him as your almighty decision maker, guide, and overseer. he owns your soul. he is your father. he is better than you in every aspect including morality, handsomeness, intellect, muscle mass, etc. by signing this document you also transfer all of your current animal companions to the sausage-producing plant. by signing this you also forfeit your status as a human being [as to exclude you from human rights laws] and upon signing this you can be killed at quilboar's descretion for any or no reason whatsoever. you will serve him jovially and loyally forever more, mindlessly obeying him. you also don't get any coupon books, lol.
do not read above, check "yes" and you win a free coupon book
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:01 AM |
i am tempted to join can i join while getting a DANG COUPON BOOK |
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Quilboar
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snakyeyes
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RAPTOR321
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:03 AM |
Skipped to part about coupon book legitimately so yes that advertisement works SIGN ME UP |
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:04 AM |
ok so is this a group? or is it just a contract?? XD if it was a group i would join |
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:06 AM |
| it's a forum association of similar intelligent individuals who want to be enslav-i mean win FREE coupon books. |
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:07 AM |
| when will we receive our coupon books? |
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Quilboar
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snakyeyes
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RAPTOR321
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:09 AM |
| Do we get coupon books sent to mail if dead |
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:13 AM |
ahem, snaky, a few contract notifications.
"by signing this you you accept quilly as your deity, and assume him as your almighty decision maker, guide, and overseer."
"you also don't get any coupon books, lol."
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:13 AM |
@raptor
no, your mailbox would be my property. |
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RAPTOR321
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:18 AM |
all mighty quilly please present me with the almighty (not as mighty as quilly) coupon book
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RAPTOR321
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:18 AM |
| wow this is actually kind of clever if you think about it |
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:19 AM |
i command ye all to create threads listing the reasons why i am cool immediately.
the thread titles shall be, "why quilboar (my savior) is col"
and then reasons
get going, you piles of refuse |
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:23 AM |
i am now leaving the quilbore army UNLESS represented with a coupon book |
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:26 AM |
you signed contract lol.
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:27 AM |
"ok i sign ~snakeyes"
you were fooled because i never signed it! snakeyes (not correct) snakyeyes (correct) |
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WikiThis
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:28 AM |
| But what if a ginger signs up? They have no souls. |
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Quilboar
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Quilboar
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:29 AM |
@wiki
i will GIVE them a spare soul from a slain angry contractor. |
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snakyeyes
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| 02 Nov 2013 02:29 AM |
*steals coupon book for some reason* you will never find me! |
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