Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:41 PM |
Get back to the firing lines and while under the downpour as well as suppression of the opposition, drop and give the enemy fifty push ups. After which tote the lifeless corpse of your fellow man who failed to successfully do the first task due to, err, complications back to the operating base. Take up those freshly slaughtered corpses, lug them on your backs, and do fifty more push ups while they're laid across your backs! And if you fail to salute me afterwards, it'll be your rank.
WIJ is a clan you should join. |
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robb12
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:41 PM |
but sir
how do i take the safety off |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:42 PM |
| Taking the safety off is for MAGGOTS! ARE YOU A MAGGOT CADET? OR ARE YOU A CADET?! |
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:43 PM |
| wow i bet you cant even open a locked door |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:44 PM |
| I will personally slam your noggin in a locked door if you do not address me as "sir", idiot cadet! |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:45 PM |
| ...Report back to me at O'Cadet hundred for PT. |
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trituse
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:46 PM |
you know what sir, i'm sick of your bunch of gyrating bubkiss!
i'm tired of being treated as nothing more than a sack of horse excrement by your royal smelly arse!
screw you man, i'm gunna be somebody, go places, see the world!
i'm gunna live! |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:48 PM |
| What's this? An idiotic, maggot cadet stepping out of line?! EXILE!? |
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:50 PM |
too late!
i already stole a military jeep and made off with yer rations!
have fun starvin', yeh maggot! |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:51 PM |
| We've rigged the jeep to blow whenever an idiot cadet drives it over the span of three miles - Jeeps aren't for idiot cadets, idiot cadet. |
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Jordan39
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:53 PM |
| The uniforms have tracking devices on them and are laced with C4, along with the food rations belonging to the idiot cadets. |
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| 11 Oct 2013 05:53 PM |
o shei- *blows up*
*speaks with dying breath* at- at least i took yer dayum rations with me!
*dies* |
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| 11 Oct 2013 06:21 PM |
| Sorry, sir! Right away, sir! |
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| 11 Oct 2013 06:22 PM |
| Wij is a clan you should ignore |
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| 11 Oct 2013 06:22 PM |
| "drop and give the enemy fifty push ups." |
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Jordan39
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| 29 Oct 2013 01:09 PM |
| Idiot cadets never learn. :) |
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| 29 Oct 2013 01:10 PM |
| sorry say that again i wasn't listening |
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Jordan39
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| 29 Oct 2013 01:11 PM |
| An idiot cadet NOT LISTENING? EXILE?! |
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| 29 Oct 2013 01:18 PM |
| Sir please! He's terribly sorry, sir! |
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Jrakey
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Jordan39
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| 01 Nov 2013 09:53 PM |
| You like trains, WHAT IDIOT CADET? (looking for the word sir) |
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