LordHyx
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:19 AM |
Good day to whoever is reading this. This is the Ranking Guide for the Anderslavian Armed Forces as of 10/28/13. This will instruct you upon how ranks work, and what their duties are in the Anderslavian Armed Forces.
Private: Privates are basically the cytoplasm of the Anderslavian Armed Forces. The Privates make up the volume of the group and serve as the basic force keeping it stable. A private's job is to follow orders and assist in Offensive or Defensive campaigns. Notable Privates will probably be promoted to another rank when one is adapted for their selected form of service.
Lieutenant: The Lieutenant rank holds people who have authoritative power over the Privates. Privates should listen to Lieutenants, as they are a figure of authority. The lieutenant's job is to regulate Privates and ensure that defensive campaigns are lead on Rybak. The Lieutenant's job is also to inform and train Privates in the procedures of the Anderslavian Armed Forces.
Dear Leader/Commander of the AAF: Dear leader rules all, Dear leader is to be protected and worshipped for his benevolent behaviour towards the Anderslavian populace. Dear leader should be thanked every day for providing the Anderslavian populace with food, air, light, and life. Dear leader is a divine entity who was created by Kazemar to bring the Anderslavian people out of the darkness and provide them with the most happy life in the entire world. This is why Anderslavia is a better nation than any other nation. Praise Dear leader as Kazemar's child. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:21 AM |
| Dear Leader: A man of the people. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:24 AM |
| Dear Leader is possibly the best man in the world. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:27 AM |
| Dear Leader IS the best man in the world. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:29 AM |
| Please don't send me back to the salt mines for insinuating that Dear Leader is not the best man in the world! |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:31 AM |
| All is forgiven, my comrade! Dear Leader, in his great mercy, has simply decided to have you delimbed in public as an example to the masses. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:32 AM |
| Wow! That is awfully kind of Dear Leader! |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:37 AM |
Can my family be let out of the salt mines?
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LordHyx
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| Joined: 23 Nov 2012 |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:37 AM |
| Comrade Private, Your family is not being forced into the salt mines, they are kindly serving the state voluntarily. The armed guards are simply there for your family's protection. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:39 AM |
| But they want to leave and the guards won't let them! |
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LordHyx
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:40 AM |
| Your family does not want to leave. Comrade Private, spreading lies about the state is punishable by death. I am granting you the right to live, however, if you continue to spread lies about the state, I will have you shot in a public display for school children. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:42 AM |
Dear Leader, I beg of you to please release my family from the salt mines below.
I shall instead take their place and serve an eternity of service to the State. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:46 AM |
| Only an eternity? The state does not approve of this kind of disloyalty and pure disrespect. All of your heresy aside, you shall receive mercy. You and your family's bodies will be used to fertilize parscha fields. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:49 AM |
| Dear Leader is the kindest person in the world! The state cares so much for you! |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:50 AM |
| Good...Goooood.....GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! |
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| 28 Oct 2013 12:51 AM |
| Dear Leader, I thank you for showing mercy on my family. We would be happy to sacrifice our bodies for use as fertilizer. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 01:42 AM |
| Well, at least I don't have to worry about my family in salt mines anymore. It's a shame about that 'Tragic' mine explosion. |
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| 28 Oct 2013 03:03 PM |
| Dear leader, what an useful message provided by the state, when are the liver sacrifices (from Okis and infidels) beginning, we need Kazemar's benevolence in this times. |
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MegaAxis2
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| Joined: 14 Sep 2012 |
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| 28 Oct 2013 09:32 PM |
| You have the blessing of Kazemar. But I think you already knew that. Anyway, please accept my blessing as a disciple to the great goat, oh greatest of leaders. |
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