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| 28 Oct 2013 02:19 PM |
you wake up in a cabin in a dense forest
it is night
the cabin has a table and chair and a door probably leading to the bathroom
what will you do now?
(not accepting retarded suggestions or impossible suggestions)
(post 'inventory' to access your inventory, 'map' to access your map and 'stats' to access your stats) |
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chanlison
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:20 PM |
inventory
I LIVE IN A SHED, BEHIND YOUR HOUSE |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:21 PM |
> twerk
you just wasted 15 seconds of your life, congratulations.
now do something that will actually help you.
oh yeah i forgot to mention there is a key on your table |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:24 PM |
> grab key
you grab the key.
> inventory
- slightly rusty key - iphone - - - |
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deltav
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:24 PM |
| >venture deep into the bathroom |
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chanlison
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:25 PM |
use the rusty key to kill yourself
black magic
I LIVE IN A SHED, BEHIND YOUR HOUSE |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:26 PM |
> venture deep into the bathroom
you go into the bathroom
there is a toilet, a bath, a shower and a sink, not to forget ANOTHER FREAKING KEY on the sink. |
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deltav
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:27 PM |
>get the key also am i stinky |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:28 PM |
>grab key, wash in shower/tub/sink
I eat potato |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:28 PM |
*takes a piss*
*phones for a taxi*
*goes home*
- the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | Assassin of ot - |
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Tdc88
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:30 PM |
> Grab other key
> get the key
> grab key, wash in shower/tub/sink
you get the key
oh and you arent stinky but you wash in the sink anyway
> *takes a piss*
> *phones for a taxi*
do you expect a taxi to be in a middle of a freaking FOREST for the love of god |
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chanlison
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:30 PM |
practice black magic
I LIVE IN A SHED, BEHIND YOUR HOUSE |
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deltav
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:32 PM |
> practice black magic
NO
SEE I REFUSED YOUR SUGGESTION IN AN INTERACTIVE ADVENTURE INSTEAD OF PROVING WHY THIS IS DUMB!!
HOLY CRAP YOU NEVER EXPECTED THAT RIGHT!!!!!
GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok time to do something which isnt pointless |
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deltav
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:33 PM |
| >search cabin for locked doors to chuck keys at |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:33 PM |
* turns iphone onto airplane mode*
*flies away on airplane*
- the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | Assassin of ot - |
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:36 PM |
> search cabin for locked doors to chuck keys at
you find out that the exit door is locked
you throw a key at it and it bounces uselessly on the floor
use it properly this time
> * turns iphone onto airplane mode*
> *flies away on airplane*
thats not how airplane mode works genius
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:36 PM |
only exit the cabin if the door is locked and any of the keys can open it, or if there any other interesting doors outside doors are cool |
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chanlison
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| 28 Oct 2013 02:37 PM |
go out side and practice white magic
I LIVE IN A SHED, BEHIND YOUR HOUSE |
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