123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:30 PM |
| Martin Havlat: Will likely injure his ankle while opening a jar of Mayo |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:30 PM |
| Miles Austin: Will injure his hamstring while going down the stairs. |
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123yonnd
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| Joined: 19 Jul 2008 |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:32 PM |
| Derek Jeter: Will sprain his fibula by just grazing the 1st base bag. |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:32 PM |
| clint malarchuk: will slit his throat every time shaving |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:33 PM |
| Andrew Bogut: Will bust his back and bruise his big toe after painting a boomerang. |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:38 PM |
| Danny Amendola: Will be out 6 weeks for an undisclosed injury. Probably because he is too small to play in the NFL. |
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DieFaust
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:39 PM |
Jordy Nelson-Torn Hamstring
Clay Matthews-Torn Hamstring
Jay Cutler-Bruised Pinkey |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:40 PM |
| Michael Crabtree: His foot injury of the past has made foot injury babies to cause him more foot injuries. |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:42 PM |
| DeMarcco Murray: Breaks his leg sitting down for breakfast |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:43 PM |
| Jordan Williamson: injures his groin just simply staring at his high school alma mater losing to little league teams |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:43 PM |
| Taylor Martinez-Steps onto practice field, gets turf toe out for 4 weeks |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:43 PM |
| Tony Romo's clutch gene: Sick on every Thursday, Sunday, and Monday for some reason. |
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nontooth
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:44 PM |
| Ndamakong duh: breaks his leg for stopping on a player |
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robopop2
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:47 PM |
| Tim Lincec.um's pitching gene: Goes away after lucrative contract |
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DieFaust
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:48 PM |
| Derrick Rose- rash from wearing a suit |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:48 PM |
Shots been fired? SHOTS BEEN FIYAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki: On every Wednesday he turns into a camel. |
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| 20 Oct 2013 10:50 PM |
| Golden State Warriors front office-Burns down after success |
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