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I used to be an adventurer, like you.

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justinroblox13 is not online. justinroblox13
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17 Oct 2013 08:30 PM
I'm in my 70's now, but I'll never forget how damn awesome my life was.

I started as the ordinary kid, you know. I became obsessed with archaeology and said to hell with it. My frikin awesome dog, Indiana, I just couldn't stand to leave him. So I took his name and said "yolo!", busted outta' the house and went on to become a professor at a university. After years and years of being an archaeologist and treasure hunter, however, I was kidnapped by aliens. They brought me to a galaxy, far, far away and then dumped me on some random planet. Everyone there thought I was the most handsome guy around, and damn were they right. I was given a new identity, "Han Solo", and went on to become the pilot of one of the fastest ships in the galaxy. Though, of course, my old adventurous ways came back to me when some blondy recruited me to the Republic and got me involved in a rescue mission for some smokin' princess. As if I hadn't had enough women in my life already. We went on to defeat the Galactic Empire, and damn was it fun. We got awarded as heroes and lived like kings. I even got to settle down with that princess.

But of course, the time came when I had to return home. I said farewell to my family and kicked off to Earth. Sometimes I miss being an adventurer though. Who knows. Some weird mouse-like alien is trying to take me back to see my family, but I'm just too old for this. Time will tell.
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justinroblox13 is not online. justinroblox13
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17 Oct 2013 08:37 PM
oh by the way
in case you're stupid
i'm talking about batman
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CandyCaneChild is not online. CandyCaneChild
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17 Oct 2013 08:37 PM
tl;dr
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Oliviajj1337 is not online. Oliviajj1337
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17 Oct 2013 08:37 PM
I expected the old Skyrim joke.

Guess not.
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mattew12345 is not online. mattew12345
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17 Oct 2013 08:39 PM
best plot twist ever
OP deserves a medal

the almighty fez shall forgive thine
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justinroblox13 is not online. justinroblox13
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17 Oct 2013 09:35 PM
a medal for saving the republic
bish
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jeff1of1greatness is not online. jeff1of1greatness
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17 Oct 2013 09:35 PM
tl;dr
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