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| 17 Oct 2013 10:07 AM |
It started with this message
"For generations, humans have claimed to love Pokémon, but if Pokémon came to our world in real life and saw how we treat animals, would they love us back? Would they feel that Pokémon games have a part in reducing our empathy for animals? Would they feel like it's completely ridiculous that Nintendo releases two versions of essentially the same game and then has the audacity to release a slightly different version a couple of years later? And what would humans do to Pokémon if they got their hands on them in the real world?"
OH BOY WERE IN FOR A RIDE |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:09 AM |
Why the hell are the pokemon speaking English? They probably know absolutely nothing about the source material. |
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Tiwe
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:10 AM |
"Would they feel like it's completely ridiculous that Nintendo releases two versions of essentially the same game and then has the audacity to release a slightly different version a couple of years later?"
That's just smart marketing though. PETA is silly. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:11 AM |
Holy crap, after the first battle there is an "inspirational" speech between Pikachu and the McDonalds guy. This is amazing. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:12 AM |
Hey, I get to name Miltank.
"STEAKPATTY" |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:16 AM |
I opened the "Secret Cartridge" found in the chest that the McDonalds guy dropped and it opened up a new tab for an animal abuse video
OH, PETA. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:19 AM |
| The 60 seconds long animal abuse video really went by way too fast, so all you saw were half-second pictures of animals and a bunch of squeally noises. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:23 AM |
| I wouldn't be surprised if PETA abused the animals just to make the video |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:23 AM |
Pikachu noticed that McDonalds was using a toy of him in Happy Meals, and then he went "They can't use me to sell their death-burgers! I did not approve of them using my likeness! This is a total violation of my publicity rights! Get me a lawyer!"
obviously Peta does not know that more than one Pikachu exist |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:24 AM |
I named Miltank "Beefy".
Don't PETA know why animals are killed? For us to live. For us to wear fur, eat meat, drink milk, make things using leather etc. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:24 AM |
PETA tries way too hard Just sayin'
OH BTW
The game sucks A lot |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:25 AM |
McDonalds Customer: "Oh my gosh, Pokemon in real life! I love you guys! You could just slap a pikachu face on a pinball game, and I'd buy it! Oh wait, they already did that..."
Burn...? |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:26 AM |
This game sucks I already warned you Rainbow.
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:28 AM |
I know it sucks, don't try to stop me.
McDonalds Customer: "Mmm... Bacon! I love meat! Chicken nuggets is like my family!" >chicken nuggets is like my family I'm gonna go and check if this is proper grammar |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:31 AM |
McDonalds Customer: "Lets get some feedlots going and grow you real big! I'd be lovin' it, mm-mmm! Prepare to be downvoted!" >Prepare to be downvoted are they trying to appeal to the reddit crowd or something |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:33 AM |
"Pokemon games are supposed to be fun! Why are you taking this so seriously? *Sob*" funny how the one portrayed as the fat idiot is the smartest one here |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:35 AM |
| PETA seem to make all the "animal abusers" look dumb compared to all the Pokemon and PETA. |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:37 AM |
"Jigglypuff joins the party!" "Oh no, my favorite Pokemon! Jigglypuff, don't leave me! *Sob*" give this man back his Jigglypuff you asssacks |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:37 AM |
What is Jigglypuff's name?
"ASSSACK" |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:38 AM |
ASSSACK: "I'm so happy to be free, I feel a song coming on!" oh god wat
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:39 AM |
nvm, STEAKPATTY told ASSSACK to not sing. dammit, that could have enabled so much "wat" |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:40 AM |
"Team Plasma! They're here to fight for the rights of animals and Pokemon!" DAMMIT PETA |
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| 17 Oct 2013 10:42 AM |
I OPENED A CHEST AND THERE IS A DESKTOP WALLPAPER LETS SEE WHAT THIS CRAP IS |
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