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| 10 Oct 2013 08:29 PM |
Thursday, October 10th, 2013 7:24pm EST
I was taking the garbage out, since tomorrow is garbage day for me. I had the last garbage bag, and was taking it out with a simple napkin that was in the garage, probably my brother. I like watching things burn on fire, which is why I usually start a campfire for smores, whenever we have smores... Anyway, I had the napkin. I put the napkin in my hand, but I had non-flamable gloves on for safety reasons. Naturally, I do this every week - burn something on fire. Today was a napkin, last week was an envelope!
I use a match from a box of matches, and strike the match on fire. My mom was outside, making sure I wouldn't set her LAWN on fire, and to make sure I wouldn't burn myself dead... I hadn't, so she wasn't paying much attention, until...
The napkin was extremely hot, hotter than normal... I dropped it, which eventually landed on the bags of garbage! I was panicing, and so stupidly, I started blowing as hard as I could. I even used my hands for extra wind on the fire, bad idea all right. I just made the fire bigger! I stood back, and watched admiringly, which was real stupid of me... I'm just that fond of fires. The fire soon spreaded rapidly to the next garbage bag, and the next, so on so forth. Very quickly, there was a big fire blazing in my eyes. It was actually a pretty cool scene to see, until my mom started yelling at me, and using a hose to evaporate the fire.
Now I'm not able to ever set anything on fire for a while, and I had to go through a big lecture... Eh, good times. |
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| 10 Oct 2013 08:30 PM |
well now the garbage man doesnt need it.
-All toasters toast toast-
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Peper255
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| 10 Oct 2013 08:31 PM |
| I'm not joking, I laughed. |
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xOwlHeart
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icrazy789
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| 10 Oct 2013 08:34 PM |
| Please film it the next time stupidity gets the best of you. |
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| 11 Oct 2013 02:40 PM |
| I mean, who knew a napkin can do so much damage? It wouldv'e been so funny if it won America's Funniest Home Videos. |
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Litemare
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| 11 Oct 2013 02:42 PM |
"Accidently" As he laughed manically.
You Just Got #OUTLAW'D You Scally Wag! |
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jango464
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PhilCoke
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| 11 Oct 2013 02:45 PM |
| Pity no one else was just standing there with a camera. Otherwise it could have ended up on "America's Funniest Home Videos." Oh, well. |
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brett1337
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| 11 Oct 2013 02:47 PM |
@op
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We0pHUeNNB8 |
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| 11 Oct 2013 02:47 PM |
| How am I suppose to get a job if I'm not nearly old enough, and I doubt I'll get a job next year, still too young. |
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