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| 10 Oct 2013 07:30 PM |
dad:WHY YOU GET B YOU MUST GET A me: BUT THAT CLOSE ENOUGH OKAY *dad lectures*
*walks out with my usual outfit of shorts,t-shirt, and a sweater that is longer than my shorts (i like sweaters okay i wear them all the time)*
dad: IS THAT NAIL POLISH GET IT OFF me: what what what WHAT
me: you know i can get my permit in a couple of months dad: lolno you're not driving until youre 21 you seen your mom and my driving right? no and plus you crashed that golfcart in vietnam last year so no me: BUT WE WERE FINE MY FRIEND JUST DECIDED TO JACK THE STEERING WHEEL dad: no
me: i'm leaving for a party can you pick me up around 7 am tomorrow? parents: whats your grade in math? me: a parents: lolokay have fun
me: yay summer parents: LOLNOPE WHILE WE'RE TAKING YOU TO BLAH BLAH COUNTRY WE BOUGHT YOU A CALCULUS TEXTBOOK SO YOU'LL BE AHEAD OF YOUR PEERS FOR NEXT YEAR me: *loses textbook in airport* yay parents: orders another one to be shipped to home again
thats all for now though
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:31 PM |
| be lucky you're not in poverty |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:31 PM |
be grateful you even have a dad.
we live in a society where pizza gets to ur house faster than the police. im all for that |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:31 PM |
| oh wow if my parents were like that i would shoot myself |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:31 PM |
I HAVE VIEWS ON THIS THREAD POST YOU LURKERS
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:32 PM |
Juice, it is A sian
Not B sian!
DO NOT DISHONOR. |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:32 PM |
"be grateful you even have a dad."
he's gone.
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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zForumer
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:32 PM |
rofl this is my dad
i lift k |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:33 PM |
"Juice, it is A sian Not B sian! DO NOT DISHONOR."
they called B's asian f's after that episode from glee ph god
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:34 PM |
"YOU A-SIAN NO B-SIAN!!!"
nice namesnipe
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:34 PM |
i like sweaters too
but omg i kinda want ur dad now
my dad is cool and calm but hes like yay murica 24/7
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:34 PM |
| WHY YOU NO BE LIKE OTHER KIDS AND BE DOCTOR? |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:34 PM |
me 3 frekin years ago : mom can i have my ipods screen fixed mom: no.
and i ask her this year what if ur iphones screen breaks? she says she'll get herself a new iphone
liKE YOU DONT NEED A NEW ONE JUST GET THE SCREEN REPAIRED WHY CANT MY IPODS SCREEN BE REPAIRD
FJHD
my screen is going to fall off soon thats how bad it is >:(
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:37 PM |
if i was you i'd be dead im known to get D's and F's the work is easy, i just don't do the homework |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:37 PM |
"WHY YOU NO BE LIKE OTHER KIDS AND BE DOCTOR?"
I WANT TO BE HAPPY STOP MAKING MY LIFE CHOICES
"i like sweaters too but omg i kinda want ur dad now my dad is cool and calm but hes like yay murica 24/7"
he didn't yelled at me for wearing short shorts yet nail polish a+ parenting nail polish is my secret rebellion anyways now MOVE WITH ME THEN YOU COULD BE MY LITTLE SISTER I NEVER HAD AND LISTEN TO LANA DEL RAY AT LIKE 2 AM AND MAKE FLOWER HEADBANDS AND STUFFF
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:39 PM |
"if i was you i'd be dead im known to get D's and F's the work is easy, i just don't do the homework"
i cried over a c one time what
@fire
what what wHAT i would tell you to steal her card and buy a screen and but like i would get in trouble aaaa
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:40 PM |
| YOU HAPPY BEING DOCTOR GO BE DOCTOR YOU BE RICH YOU HAPPY YOU BE SUCCESSFUL. NEED MAKE A NOT B AND NO HANGING OUT WITH WHITE GIRL NO MORE. |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:40 PM |
my dad is forcing me to get straight a's though im just like: "lol never gonna happen" |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:41 PM |
| @First Replier Actually, poor dads are better/less mean... Or atleast in my case. |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:42 PM |
Your parents suck And if they just say "WE WNT WATS BEEST FUR U" Then you say "Then stop pushing me over the edge! You're the most tight parents ever! Please just let me live for a while, okay?!" |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:42 PM |
>AND NO HANGING OUT WITH WHITE GIRL NO MORE.
holy crap im laughing hard |
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| 10 Oct 2013 07:42 PM |
| My parents are actually ok with me getting a B. |
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