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| 10 May 2008 05:50 PM |
*Ring up* Guy: Hello? You: Wth!? Who's this? Guy: Erm... [name] You: This is my mum's phone! Guy: Huh!? This is my phone. You: YOU STOLE IT!!! Guy: This is my phone, I didn't steal anything. You: GIVE MY MUM HER PHONE BACK!!! etc. |
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55382488
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| 10 May 2008 05:52 PM |
ring ring
guy:hello you:Hella sin ya guy:whos this? you:hi lee there guy:What? you:ik hi lee there guy:sorry you got the wrong phone number you:hang up |
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perkyns
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| 10 May 2008 05:52 PM |
you: im looking for a ner guy: last name you: fherder guy is thar a nerf herder
LOL! |
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sulder8
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| 10 May 2008 06:19 PM |
guy: hello? you:...... guy: helloooo? you:... U ORDA PIZZA? guy: what? you: U ORDAD PIZZA! COME GET IT FROM PIZZA HUT! guy: erm.. ok.(sweet. free pizza)
guy goes to pizza hut to find that he didnt get a free pizza. heres another,
guy:hello? you: ITS 2 IN THE MORNING! WHERE IS MY CHINESE FOOD?!?!? guy: what are you talkin about. you: I NEVER ORDER TAKEOUT AGAIN!*hang up* |
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Parkoo
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| 10 May 2008 06:33 PM |
RING RING!!!
Guy:Hello? You:Hi are you mentally challenged? Guy: What The ****!!! WHO IS THIS!!!!!!!!! You:If you are, have no fear it means your special in the brain! (Not really) Guy:Whoa...........I didnt know that! You:I repeat: Are you mentally challenged? Guy: *** Yeah! You: Thank You and goodbye! *Hang Up*
(Guy runs around his house telling his wife and kids he's mentally challenged) Kid: What's going on mommy? Mom: Go to bed kids. Yhour Father is haveing a major meltdown....... |
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| 10 May 2008 06:38 PM |
^ These aren't very funny ^
Ring up Pizza Hut. Worker: Hello? You: I want pizza *hang up* |
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Parkoo
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| 10 May 2008 06:40 PM |
This is the oldest one in Da Book!
Guy: Hello? You:*Hang Up* Guy:Hello?.......HELLO!!!!........WTF???? |
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| 10 May 2008 06:45 PM |
Guy: Hello? You: Do you have Tuff Nuts? (it's a brand of nuts) |
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| 09 Oct 2013 12:01 AM |
swag
santa spit on me - rip nehmeawad12 |
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| 09 Oct 2013 12:06 AM |
You: ( your county ) police station, whats your emergency?
And the guy will try to tell u that u called him, just keep denying that and troll him for a bit. |
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