VonHelm
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tytrib
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leozap
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julio745
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:37 AM |
| wat do u play, league of losers? |
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Procedure
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Riposo
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:38 AM |
| Okay a guys walks into a bar, he's says ouch that hurt |
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Riposo
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:39 AM |
What's the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a lambo in my garage |
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VonHelm
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Riposo
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:40 AM |
How many dead babies does it take to paint a shed?
Depends how hard you through them |
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Riposo
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:41 AM |
What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees |
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VonHelm
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Riposo
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leozap
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:42 AM |
| Omegas & Blazzings list are always 100% correct |
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:42 AM |
DB > messor
☯~ Your Random Asian Comm3ntor, 雷诺违 ~☯ |
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VonHelm
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julio745
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:43 AM |
| So three germans walk into a B.A.R.... |
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:43 AM |
| chuck norris has another fist under his beard |
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:43 AM |
my snail died because my sister thought
"OH MAN HE MUST BE HUNGRY"
*drops peanut in bowl*
the end |
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VonHelm
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:44 AM |
Go for a limited that any idiot can get - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to get it.
☯~ Your Random Asian Comm3ntor, 雷诺违 ~☯ |
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:45 AM |
| lepzap and riposo are the best... |
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VonHelm
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Riposo
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:46 AM |
@ planet
Thank you ;D my mom told me I need therapy after I told her those jokes |
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| 07 Oct 2013 12:46 AM |
Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
☯~ Your Random Asian Comm3ntor, 雷诺违 ~☯ |
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