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| 05 Oct 2013 02:32 PM |
she said no
do i hit her? i heard thats what makes objects work
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Gunny439
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:33 PM |
| Do it with an open hand and you wont go to jail. Thats what the comedians tell me. |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:33 PM |
10/10 Best sexist joke I've ever heard. |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:33 PM |
| no the best way to make her work is by jumping off a brdge |
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furga000
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:38 PM |
she said she was gonna call the cops, and i have a gun
what do i do?
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:39 PM |
| Shoot yourself. It will be better for m... y-you. |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:40 PM |
@xx
ok, so i just hook her up to my computer like a usb cable?
so i can view her files, to see what's wrong?
or do i troubleshoot with the french military?
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:40 PM |
| You forgot to read the manual, didn't you? Doofus. |
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Gunny439
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:40 PM |
| Cap her, hide the body, move to the mountains and live your life as a lumberjack. |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:41 PM |
| im sorry but your warranty expired |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:42 PM |
| troubleshoot with the jihadeers |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:42 PM |
@kotwal
no, i've only been dating for 11 months, i still have 1 left
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:42 PM |
| umm call a repair technician? |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:43 PM |
darn, i guess my girlfriend isn't working
ill order a new one one eharmony
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:45 PM |
| Make sure to find one in brand new condition, Pre-owned ones tend to malfunction more often. |
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:46 PM |
@gunny
ok, but there's this new customization thing
is it like to change the colors?
it shows "i am a", has 2 genders, and it has "looking for a" and has the same 2 genders
i dont want to get a bad one
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| 05 Oct 2013 02:49 PM |
get it a case too they break easily when they fall
i spit on santa - nehmeawad12 alt - rip nehmeawad12 |
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