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| 01 Oct 2013 11:24 PM |
Okay, the title was to get your attention.
The thing is, I'm having trouble with what happened last Thursday. Here's the story: I skipped breakfast before school, and was starving. After third period, I sprinted to the cafeteria, injuring my ankle in the process. Once I got there, I ordered three burritos, a small pizza, and some milk. I immediately gobbled up the burritos, licking the beans from the table.I was so hungry that day, I could eat an IBurning, head to toe. I annihilated the pizza, licking off the cheese, and chugged the milk. The milk slithered down my throat like a snail. I felt some kind of weird chunk of slimy meat that I swallowed as I chugged the milk. When I was done, I had a huge stomach ache, and had to go poop. However, I decided to hold it in, because our school bathrooms are gross.
It all happened in 7th period. I had to squeeze out a wet, smelly fart, so I leaned towards one side to let it out. As I did this, I released a barrage of rapid farts, uncontrollably. Then, I had a large fart, and warm brown fluid spilled from my shorts and onto my socks and shoes. At this point, everyone was looking at me. Brown liquid dripped onto the floor. Drip drip. I stood up to run to the bathroom, and at that point I felt a huge explosion of something in my pants, which felt very heavy. My basketball shorts started to slip off, to the point where I was in my underwear. Huge chunks of poop were everywhere. I felt another tingle in my stomach, and feces rocketed out of my rectum. I surged forward, and my underwear slipped off. I ran to the door again, but huge waves of brown liquid were pouring from my bottom. A huge puddle was trailing behind me. The whole class and the teacher stood and started to laugh at me. I tripped because of my hurt ankle, and my shirt got caught in a chair. As I desperately tried to run to the door, the shirt ripped off, making me butt naked. Poop was flying out of my butt nonstop, and I fell onto the floor, face forward. My butt was like a volcano, with mounds of poop and feces flying out. Bits of tortilla and meat were floating in the brown liquid. I scrambled to the door on my hands and knees, completely naked, and hurried to the door. At this point, even the teacher was laughing. I tripped on a desk, and fell to my side. I noticed that one of the girls I liked, her name is Amanda, was laughing at me. I noticed her especially short skirt she was wearing today today. My jimmy started to rise. Everyone started to point and laugh, as I scrambled to get on my feet, with poop and sludge all over my body, and with my huge jimmy sticking out, covered in feces. Bits of poop and brown liquid covered my jimmy hair. I ran for the door...
That day, I had to drive home in a taxi, completely naked. Luckily the driver didn't notice the smear marks on his seat from my accident, since paper towels didn't clean the mess up 100%. Anyways, I've been bullied ever since. Does this thwart my chance with Amanda?
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:28 PM |
You had my attention.
Then you lost when you said you had my attention. |
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LordDraya
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:28 PM |
| You had me at killing infants. |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:28 PM |
I made a referrence to you in my paragraph.
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:29 PM |
sry but yes it does
I found Rome a city of marble and left it as clay - CLP |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:29 PM |
"eat an iburning head to toe"
A A A A A A A A A |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:31 PM |
lol....it depends if she likes a small jimmy lawl
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MexiMan
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:31 PM |
What the **** Did I just read |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:33 PM |
bump
I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams. |
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Frostaral
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:33 PM |
Well, I almost tried to throw up after reading this, but I did not.
I do not think there is a way to get her back, she might think of it over and over again, but this might not be true, you know how things changes. |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:35 PM |
bump and ok
I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams. |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:37 PM |
| Eww, submit to your teacher when they ask for a story though. |
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| 01 Oct 2013 11:42 PM |
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I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams. |
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wraith730
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| 03 Oct 2013 10:18 PM |
Need to bump this for more people to see.
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| 03 Oct 2013 10:19 PM |
| you're not rednecktheory or hillbillytheory so it's not funny |
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Tennebris
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| 03 Oct 2013 10:20 PM |
| I'm not g@y....my boyfriend is |
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fox1238
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| 03 Oct 2013 10:23 PM |
"my shirt ripped off so I was but naked"
logic plz? |
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