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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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02 Oct 2013 06:02 PM
Thor is a God

Thor has been on TV

TV is real

therefore God is real o3o
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ThirdKnightOfArabia is not online. ThirdKnightOfArabia
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02 Oct 2013 06:04 PM
Thor is a god but he isn't God
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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02 Oct 2013 06:05 PM
Nope, he's God.
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:16 PM
God Isn't real.
Most people say: God really does love you. He loves you like a son.
Me: Didnt God kill his son?
Most people say: Well, Yes, But..
Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah?
Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on?
Most people say: You're taking all of that out of context.
Me: Oh I'm sorry. Please put the world's most prolific serial killer into context. I'll wait.

Little Girl: Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible, tells me so!
Me: Unless you're lgbt or atheist or any other religion besiders christian at which point he'll send you to nether to be tortured for all eternity!
Little Girl: *speechless*
Me: I felt your song needed a slight clarification.
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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02 Oct 2013 06:17 PM
The amount of people who took this seriously is way to high.

You're an idiot.
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:17 PM
And wasnt the bible written by a man?
Not god.
So how does he know it's real?
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:18 PM
Since most great engineers and innovators were atheists, they'd all be in nether. And if all these technologically advanced people are there, nether is now probably and air-conditioned world covered in AstroTurf.
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thepit44 is not online. thepit44
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02 Oct 2013 06:19 PM
Since most great engineers and innovators were atheists, they'd all be in nether.
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proof
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:20 PM
No one knows if it's real or not. We will though. When we die.
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thepit44 is not online. thepit44
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02 Oct 2013 06:21 PM
I asked for proof that most of them were atheists
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:23 PM
You should read these comics. It's so funny.
It's called atheist pig.
Man: The thing about god is that you just have to believe. It's about faith.
Pig: I can make asinine statements too. Like, you just have to believe in alien abductions.
Man: That's stupid. Why would I have to believe in something like that?
Pig: Because people say it.
Man: Well just because people say it doesnt mean it's tr...
Pig: Go on. You're almost there.
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SuperMarioIsAwesome is not online. SuperMarioIsAwesome
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02 Oct 2013 06:24 PM
"Me: Didnt God kill his son?"

I believe the Romans did

"Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah?"

That was to punish humans for their actions

"Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on?"

God warned the Egyptians many times to free the Jews and stop using the Jews as slaves. The Egyptians refused to listen so God punished them
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:26 PM
Pig: Hi everyone. *shows picture* This here is Bobby Kitner, and despite that hairstyle, he's a normal american boy.
Pig: However, Bobby has asthma, and he recently suffered a severe attack that threatened his very life. Rather than call 911, Bobby's parents called upon that great physician, Jesus Christ, to heal their son.
Pig: I'm on my way over now to check on his progress. Care to tag along?
Pig: Yep. He's still dead.
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 06:29 PM
Satan is nicer than god if you think about it. Plus, he's the one that made us gain knowledge, right? If you believe that.
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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02 Oct 2013 06:31 PM
You people and your overreaction to an obvious joke.
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Zakuta100 is not online. Zakuta100
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02 Oct 2013 06:33 PM
Johnny 3 Tears is god when you take his mask off.

Boom.

[][DOWN WITH ROBLOX][]
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Brickmaster134 is not online. Brickmaster134
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02 Oct 2013 07:19 PM
"God Isn't real.
Most people say: God really does love you. He loves you like a son.
Me: Didnt God kill his son?
Most people say: Well, Yes, But..
Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah?
Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on?
Most people say: You're taking all of that out of context.
Me: Oh I'm sorry. Please put the world's most prolific serial killer into context. I'll wait.

Little Girl: Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible, tells me so!
Me: Unless you're lgbt or atheist or any other religion besiders christian at which point he'll send you to nether to be tortured for all eternity!
Little Girl: *speechless*
Me: I felt your song needed a slight clarification."

implying everyone who believes in god follows the bible
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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02 Oct 2013 07:20 PM
@Brick; You and everyone taking this thread seriously is an idiot.
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Brickmaster134 is not online. Brickmaster134
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02 Oct 2013 07:25 PM
"@Brick; You and everyone taking this thread seriously is an idiot."

does that mean i get a medal?
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Jicoln is not online. Jicoln
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02 Oct 2013 08:15 PM
"I believe the Romans did"
It was the Jews actually, the Romans actually treated Jesus better
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 08:17 PM
Do you have proof whether the jews or romans did it?
There's no proof.
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Jicoln is not online. Jicoln
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02 Oct 2013 08:31 PM
pilate stone
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flawlesszelda is not online. flawlesszelda
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02 Oct 2013 09:00 PM
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Pizzadoesgaming is not online. Pizzadoesgaming
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02 Oct 2013 09:43 PM
The very few Egyptians that even had slaves in the first place refused to listen, so he killed ALL the firstborn? What a sadistic -------.
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Jicoln is not online. Jicoln
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02 Oct 2013 09:46 PM
how do you know very few egyptians had slaves?
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