Breaktdg
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:02 PM |
Thor is a God
Thor has been on TV
TV is real
therefore God is real o3o |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:04 PM |
| Thor is a god but he isn't God |
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Breaktdg
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:16 PM |
God Isn't real. Most people say: God really does love you. He loves you like a son. Me: Didnt God kill his son? Most people say: Well, Yes, But.. Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah? Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on? Most people say: You're taking all of that out of context. Me: Oh I'm sorry. Please put the world's most prolific serial killer into context. I'll wait.
Little Girl: Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible, tells me so! Me: Unless you're lgbt or atheist or any other religion besiders christian at which point he'll send you to nether to be tortured for all eternity! Little Girl: *speechless* Me: I felt your song needed a slight clarification. |
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Breaktdg
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:17 PM |
The amount of people who took this seriously is way to high.
You're an idiot. |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:17 PM |
And wasnt the bible written by a man? Not god. So how does he know it's real? |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:18 PM |
| Since most great engineers and innovators were atheists, they'd all be in nether. And if all these technologically advanced people are there, nether is now probably and air-conditioned world covered in AstroTurf. |
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thepit44
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:19 PM |
Since most great engineers and innovators were atheists, they'd all be in nether. ___ proof |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:20 PM |
| No one knows if it's real or not. We will though. When we die. |
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thepit44
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:21 PM |
| I asked for proof that most of them were atheists |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:23 PM |
You should read these comics. It's so funny. It's called atheist pig. Man: The thing about god is that you just have to believe. It's about faith. Pig: I can make asinine statements too. Like, you just have to believe in alien abductions. Man: That's stupid. Why would I have to believe in something like that? Pig: Because people say it. Man: Well just because people say it doesnt mean it's tr... Pig: Go on. You're almost there. |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:24 PM |
"Me: Didnt God kill his son?"
I believe the Romans did
"Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah?"
That was to punish humans for their actions
"Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on?"
God warned the Egyptians many times to free the Jews and stop using the Jews as slaves. The Egyptians refused to listen so God punished them |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:26 PM |
Pig: Hi everyone. *shows picture* This here is Bobby Kitner, and despite that hairstyle, he's a normal american boy. Pig: However, Bobby has asthma, and he recently suffered a severe attack that threatened his very life. Rather than call 911, Bobby's parents called upon that great physician, Jesus Christ, to heal their son. Pig: I'm on my way over now to check on his progress. Care to tag along? Pig: Yep. He's still dead. |
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:29 PM |
| Satan is nicer than god if you think about it. Plus, he's the one that made us gain knowledge, right? If you believe that. |
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Breaktdg
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:31 PM |
| You people and your overreaction to an obvious joke. |
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Zakuta100
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| 02 Oct 2013 06:33 PM |
Johnny 3 Tears is god when you take his mask off.
Boom.
[][DOWN WITH ROBLOX][] |
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| 02 Oct 2013 07:19 PM |
"God Isn't real. Most people say: God really does love you. He loves you like a son. Me: Didnt God kill his son? Most people say: Well, Yes, But.. Me: And all of those people in the flood, and at the sodom and the gommorrah? Me: And lets not forget all the firstborn in egypt, plus forty children mauled by bears. Need I go on? Most people say: You're taking all of that out of context. Me: Oh I'm sorry. Please put the world's most prolific serial killer into context. I'll wait.
Little Girl: Jesus loves me, this I know, for the bible, tells me so! Me: Unless you're lgbt or atheist or any other religion besiders christian at which point he'll send you to nether to be tortured for all eternity! Little Girl: *speechless* Me: I felt your song needed a slight clarification."
implying everyone who believes in god follows the bible |
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| 02 Oct 2013 07:20 PM |
| @Brick; You and everyone taking this thread seriously is an idiot. |
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| 02 Oct 2013 07:25 PM |
"@Brick; You and everyone taking this thread seriously is an idiot."
does that mean i get a medal? |
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Jicoln
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| 02 Oct 2013 08:15 PM |
"I believe the Romans did" It was the Jews actually, the Romans actually treated Jesus better |
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| 02 Oct 2013 08:17 PM |
Do you have proof whether the jews or romans did it? There's no proof. |
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Jicoln
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| 02 Oct 2013 09:43 PM |
| The very few Egyptians that even had slaves in the first place refused to listen, so he killed ALL the firstborn? What a sadistic -------. |
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Jicoln
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| 02 Oct 2013 09:46 PM |
| how do you know very few egyptians had slaves? |
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