liliaman
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liliaman
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liliaman
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MiriamPup
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| 27 Sep 2013 08:54 PM |
>open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur
~ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn DESU ♥♥ ^(;‿;✿)^ ~ |
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miaharper
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liliaman
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MiriamPup
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| 27 Sep 2013 08:57 PM |
i wouldn't do that to shred i'd cheat on a guy WITH shred ♥ |
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| 27 Sep 2013 08:59 PM |
| I work freakin' hard to put the bread on the table |
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NoNoah
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| 27 Sep 2013 08:59 PM |
i saw this on reddit but you just put in shred and miriam's names
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:00 PM |
>OPENTHEDOORGETONTHEFLOOREVERYONEWALKTHEDINOSAUR
~ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn DESU ♥♥ ^(;‿;✿)^ ~ |
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boring
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:01 PM |
>Boring walks in and reports the thread > Thread gets CD'ed |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:03 PM |
>I'm stunned, tell her I need a few days alone >Forgive her >Turns out she was actually anticipating for me to break up with her so I'd look like the bad guy >2 weeks later she ends it with me because I didn't end it with her >Feminist judge in divorce court >She takes the house >She takes the car >she takes half of my paycheck on alimony >She's getting nailed in the house I'm paying for >she's driving around in the car I bought >pieceofcrap.jpg |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:07 PM |
>She doesn't give a crap that I poured my heart into her >She doesn't give a crap that she meant the world to me >She doesn't give a crap that I would've died for her |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:09 PM |
| I think I'll replace boring with miriampup now |
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:11 PM |
I think I'd prefer a girl, dude
Yeah
Yeah I definitely would |
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form2275
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:12 PM |
>>OP This is not ch4n, there is no green here. |
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MiriamPup
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:20 PM |
| omg why did you make me bad |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:22 PM |
>Run into her outside of a mall. She w(in)ks at me like it's a big joke >I'm REALLY furious. Call her a dis(ghu)sting *beep* >A(rr)ested for verbal as(a)ult >Quit job, bin(j)e dr()nking for two weeks >Completely down, exhausted, half dr(uh)nk >Get a(rr)ested for missing al(i)mony payment, thrown in jail for two months >Get out of jail, keep dr()nki(n)g. >I'm homeless >She's ruined my life >No family or friends to help me >Feels so bet(ra)yed. Lost everything. >No idea what to do. Want to k(il)l myself.
No idea what's making it get filtered. Censored anything that could have.
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:25 PM |
| Wow dude this is monumentally depressing |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:49 PM |
sorry i was away
>Decide to give life one last chance >Only $10 to my name >Buy a lotto ticket >Check it the following day >Winner >Winner >Winner |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:53 PM |
>$13 million dollars >I'm on TV collecting my cheque >Ex-wife finds out >She stalks me and approaches me in-person at a car dealership >She's crying, begging for me back >Tell her karma is a B and walk away |
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liliaman
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| 27 Sep 2013 09:59 PM |
Final part
>Move to Norway, renounce my U.S. citizenship >All her friends constantly messaging me, telling me she loves you >They're saying she's changed >Laugh hard and block their numbers, tell them to never contact me again >mfw I'll never have to give her a dime again >mfw the house got repossessed >mfw she'll probably never have a chance at a happy marriage with anybody ever again
>mfw I'm happily remarried at 38 to a beautiful Norwegian who runs a law firm with me
>mfw karma really is a B |
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